By poop - 03/04/2013 18:45

Today, my sister gave my laptop away and dumped a pile of her hamster's turds on my bed. All of this because I flushed the toilet while she was in the shower last night. FML
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Omfgitsmia 15

Sell her on the black market and call it even

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notjanedoe 27

Your sister is nuts. What are your parents saying about this?

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vbmg152 18

She needs mental help before she ends up killing someone! No joke, here!!! She really needs help!

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ragini95 16

Rage issues. Send her to a therapist.

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Megan639 16

Kick her ass - end of story.

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Tiger9099 11

Give her hamster away, yet keep the cage and don't tell her you gave the hamster away then wait till she takes another shower and flush the toilet, again. P.S Lock your doors and windows after!

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Marblecakelolz 11

Disconnect her wifi and sell her hamster.

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Ubehage 32

That would be too easy. Decapitate her hamster, and put the head on her pillow. Put the rest of the body in 5 different locations in her room. Then ask her to get the laptop back, before you get angry ;)

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Odyy_fml 7

Probably illegal, or close to it. File a police report.

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mysterion115 14

GOD DAMN IT! FMLS like this give me so much rage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! like **** i want to just go in a store and destroy everything!

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