Miscellaneous: Today, my sister gave my laptop away and dumped a pile of her...

By poop - 03/04/2013 18:45

Today, my sister gave my laptop away and dumped a pile of her hamster's turds on my bed. All of this because I flushed the toilet while she was in the shower last night. FML

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By HttpsHaileyy - 15/06/2015 20:02 - United States

Today, I insulted my younger sister's hamster. She then smashed me with a stool. FML

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By gvmfvr - 08/05/2014 20:48 - France - Fontenay-sous-bois

Today, my little sister was in charge of doing the vacuuming, when she decided our hamster had "dust on his back". FML

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By rian - 03/04/2021 21:30

Today, my house was broken into. Nothing was stolen, but my laptop had feces smeared all over it. FML

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By somerandomchick - 31/03/2009 05:32 - United States

Today, my little sister got mad at me because I wouldn't let her read my IM conversation. I took a nap and when I woke up, my laptop was gone. She took it on a trip to her grandparents' house, six hours away. Nude pictures of me and my paper due tomorrow are on the laptop. FML

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Pure evil

By Anonymous - 29/04/2015 16:06 - South Africa - Pinetown

Today, my sister's kitten walked away from his litter box, jumped onto the table, looked me dead in the eyes, then peed directly onto my laptop. FML

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The Bathtub Incident

By Katie - 17/09/2019 12:01 - United States

Today, my little sister took a dump in our bath tub right before we were leaving for soccer practice. When my mom found it, she blamed it on me, then made me pick it up with my bare hands. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2009 01:33 - United States

Today, my sister brought her class hamster home from school. Somehow it escaped from its cage, and ran into my room. My boyfriend, thinking it was a mouse, stomped on it. I'm stuck cleaning hamster guts from my carpet, and have to explain to a kindergarten class what happened to their pet. FML

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Wrecked

By cathouse - 26/03/2011 19:27 - United Kingdom

Today, my family came back from holiday to discover that my little sister had messed with the cat flap before we left. Several stray cats were able to come in, but were unable to get out, and left shit in various areas around the house. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2010 21:31 - Ireland

Today, I accidentally left my sister's hamster's cage open and it escaped. My dad recently put mouse traps down. Guess where I found her. FML

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By ShittyKeys - 06/11/2009 08:57 - United States

Today, I dropped my keys in the toilet. While in the kitchen looking for something to fish them out with, I heard a door slam. My sister had to use the bathroom and didn’t see my keys in the toilet before sitting down. Lucky me, I caught her just as she was about to flush. FML

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Wednesday 3 April 2013 23:35

Sell her on the black market and call it even

notjanedoe 27

Wednesday 3 April 2013 23:34

Your sister is nuts. What are your parents saying about this?

Comments

FluffyWizdom 15

Thursday 4 April 2013 3:36

give her hamster away.

WritingUtensil 9

Thursday 4 April 2013 6:08

To be honest, I liked your comment. Don't know why it was down-voted.

ElizaZee 9

Thursday 4 April 2013 3:46

Anger issues... You might have to think of an EPIC way to get her back though.

ratatat234 4

Thursday 4 April 2013 4:14

I'm sorry but I laughed so hard at this.

skyeyez9 24

Thursday 4 April 2013 4:17

"Dumped hamster turds on my bed" was the most random sentence I have ever read.

therealafroninga 10

Thursday 4 April 2013 4:31

Estrogen is crazy.

kait154 7

Thursday 4 April 2013 4:45

What a turd.

Vickyh46 8

Thursday 4 April 2013 4:50

Wow, she really planned that out huh?

Not_Impressed13 9

Thursday 4 April 2013 4:54

Sounds like she has some issues. If your parents do not discipline her and make her replace your laptop, I see no recourse but public humiliation in revenge.