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By ShittyKeys - / Friday 6 November 2009 08:57 / United States
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Wouldn't it of been easier to just reach in with your hands and grab them when you first dropped them in? If there was nothing else but water in the toilet, just wash your hands after.

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YDI for not picking it up in the first place. If it was a public restroom I'd understand. But this was your own toilet in your own home.

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I agree. There's a sink like right next to the toilet. It's for cleaning your hands. Also, why would you bring your keys into the bathroom? I'm surprised no onr brought this up. I've never said this before but this is a massive YDI.

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57- Human waste goes in toilets (and the occasional cat). Would you want to be sticking your hand in your hand in germy potty water?

Wouldn't it of been easier to just reach in with your hands and grab them when you first dropped them in? If there was nothing else but water in the toilet, just wash your hands after.

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lmfao....Perdix u don't always have to make an ass of yourself on everyone's posts..Please ..Just shut your face from now on..mmk?

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I'm confused. You said you "lmfao" and then you tell me to shut up and go away. Am I making you laugh too much?

So how did the conversation through the bathroom door go? "Hey sis, stop I need to get ..." "Sorry bro, I'm already ..." Eww. I wonder who felt worse about the outcome?

you have two very useful tools to fish keys out of the toilet with you at all times they're called hands

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Oh, putting your hand in the toilet, that's healthy... /sarcasm Dude, stick your hand right into it and grab your keys, then wash them. No need for tools.

What the Fuck are you doing with the keys over the toilet in the first place? You don't have a second set of keys? If I were her, I would have shit, gave myself a courtesy flush, then wiped my a$$ while you were outside the bathroom crying/trying to get in. Fuck you for interupting her taking a shit!!!

If faced with a similar situation, such as a freak gardening accident when you "accidentally" sit on a cucumber pointing up, you need two things and two things fast: a pair of ice tongs and a friend who can keep a secret.

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hahahaha (sympathetically) :) Id like to see that aka accident :D op: i hope u used gloves and disinfected the crap out of it!! :D ewww

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hahahaha :D Mercy :)).....Shhhh.... according to BSR, it was (wink, wink) an "accident" LMAO. Keep up ur wonderful humor! I wish i was as funny as u and Perdix :D

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