Intimacy: Today, my room-mate came out of the bathroom, tossed a Playboy... - FML

By Doritos - 17/06/2010 08:06 - United States

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Today, my room-mate came out of the bathroom, tossed a Playboy on the coffee table, threw away a used condom, dug his hand into my bag of Doritos, and washed his hands. In that order. FML

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TaylorTotsYumm 10

Thursday 17 June 2010 16:14

Get revenge. **** in his milk.

DarkHelmet 10

Thursday 17 June 2010 16:09

that deserves an ass whoopin!!

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DarkHelmet 10

Friday 18 June 2010 3:58

hahahahahahaha

Rememberme1105 0

Friday 18 June 2010 4:01

at least he washed his hands afterward.

Middrslife 0

Friday 18 June 2010 4:02

Eat the doritos, now they taste better. 

emjay09 0

Friday 18 June 2010 4:13

that's sick!! you should have him better trained.

Dillytip 0

Friday 18 June 2010 7:22

people don't like using condoms cuz they're umcomfortable and he choses to use it when he has no risk of stds ?? wat a moron lol.. also were they mystery flavour doritos? lol

mrmaks18 7

Friday 18 June 2010 8:17

46 you seem nice....maybe I do need a roomate after all

peachiefreshh 0

Friday 18 June 2010 8:19

eww hahaha

christiankwan 0

Friday 18 June 2010 8:26

how sad

MissExquisite 0

Friday 18 June 2010 8:54

l m f a o . funny fml.. but. your roomate is grungy. dirty. and gross!

ImBetRthanU_fml 0

Friday 18 June 2010 9:56

At least he used a condom, so you don't have worry about him giving ur food stds.

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