By Doritos - 17/06/2010 08:06 - United States

Spicy
Today, my room-mate came out of the bathroom, tossed a Playboy on the coffee table, threw away a used condom, dug his hand into my bag of Doritos, and washed his hands. In that order. FML
I agree, your life sucks 565
You deserved it 36
May Day: Lily of the Valley and Misunderstandings
When lilies of the valley bring good luck... or not! Discover the stories behind every little bell! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Top comments

TaylorTotsYumm 10

Get revenge. **** in his milk.

159 4
DarkHelmet 10

that deserves an ass whoopin!!

90 2

Comments

twinkiee_fml 0

ewwh ! skeet in your doritos ! haha

0 0
Sersha88 0

Thats where you make him chili the next day and put laxatives in it.

1 0
fuzzyfhuck 0

look at the bright side he added even more flavor, just have someone else try them first lol

0 0
Siva283 0

If you werent so fat maybe guys would talk to you then you might understand not get the **** off the computer and exercise. Your 15 and it looks like your over 300 pounds go on a diet or shoot yourself eithier way works

0 0
phatdaddy62 23

who beats off to Playboy anymore? wwho beats off with a condom? BS I say.

1 0
ollie415 10

theiving basterd, get your own doritos!!!

0 1
Foxears 2

FYL Sorry about your Doritos. That sucks. You should pee in the bag and shove a hand full into his mouth while he's sleeping. Muhaha

0 0