Get something to pick the used condom up with (not your fingers, God no) and slap him across the face with it. I think this'll get the point across quite clearly.

wow. the flavor of your doritos just turned from nacho cheese to cool ranch.

penis flavored doritos

cleanliness is next to godliness?......

grosssssssss! have fun being rookies with that lol

Shiiiiiiitt, mang. I would've went all out "Tim the Doritos Ninja" on that ************. You don't touch another person's Doritos. Ever.

who uses a condom to Jack off?

yummy :p no. jk. pretty gross.

ydi for not having funyuns. those are better. ;]

what's your roommate's phone number? he sounds like a winner, very charming. ahahahahahaha jk. but seriously, fyl.