By Doritos - 17/06/2010 08:06 - United States

Spicy
Today, my room-mate came out of the bathroom, tossed a Playboy on the coffee table, threw away a used condom, dug his hand into my bag of Doritos, and washed his hands. In that order. FML
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TaylorTotsYumm 10

Get revenge. **** in his milk.

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DarkHelmet 10

that deserves an ass whoopin!!

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Evilpishi 18

Give him a bag of your own "extreme-flavored" Doritos!

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HeyHeyFishFillet 34

Do the same to him. Perfect revenge AND he might learn how disgusting that is.

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Catkam623 27

Rip good Doritos, now get him back by burning his playboy in front of him while laughing evillt

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Drakorex 10

Oh I would kill my roommate fyl!

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Wizboy 17

So, cleanliness isn't a thing anymore.

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excusemeprincess 11

Here's what you do: 1. Fap 2. Use food coloring to dye your semen whatever color his toothpaste is. 3. Empty out most of his toothpaste. 4. Fill the tube with the colored semen. 5. Close the tube. 6. Run like ****.

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