Animals: Today, my parents got a new dog. It attacks me every time I laugh....

By Imgonnahaveabf - 05/01/2012 12:06 - United States

Today, my parents got a new dog. It attacks me every time I laugh. FML

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By anyonmus - 12/04/2013 00:59 - United States - Westminster

Today, I went for a run, and my own dog attacked me. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/07/2017 07:00 - United States - Coplay

Today, my school brought in therapy dogs to help with stress. I was attacked by one of them. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2011 05:44 - United States

Today, I started petting my cousin's Doberman. Now, whenever I stop he growls menacingly. FML

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By cat - 07/08/2019 18:00

Today, I thought I was seeing double. My neighbours got a new dog, which is exactly the same as the other one, except that it hates me twice as much. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2020 20:00

Today, my boyfriend's vicious dog, which he got as a security measure and growls and barks at me whenever I go near it, was caught on our security camera playing like a puppy with a burglar, while the other two burglars cleaned out all our valuables. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/10/2019 22:00

Today, I was mauled by my own dog. I own a Chihuahua. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2014 23:05 - United States - Evanston

Today, I laughed at my grandma's chihuahua poodle mix, as it barked at me entering the house. "What are you going to do, nibble me to death?" is apparently enough to make it jump and bite me. I needed five stitches. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/08/2013 21:36 - Sweden - Falun

Today, my mom's dog saw a cat in our yard. I watched as he tried to jump at it, only to smack face-first into the window. He did this twice more before curling up on the floor and whimpering pitifully. When my mom came in and saw him there, and me laughing, she accused me of beating him. FML

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By woof? - 19/04/2015 17:09 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while studying for an exam, the neighbor's chihuahua started barking outside. After a few seconds, my mom yelled out for me to stop laughing. She honestly thought the barking was my laughter. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2012 23:15 - Canada - North Vancouver

Today, a dog attacked me. Its owner, instead of apologizing and helping me, said it was my own fault for making it think I was an attacker by running past them. We were on a jogging track. FML

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FortuneCookie3 1

Thursday 5 January 2012 16:05

attack it every time it barks

ICATiger 13

Thursday 5 January 2012 16:06

Guess it's the dog who gets the last laugh...

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summerbeauti313 0

Sunday 8 January 2012 23:20

Wow,stop laughing around it

WorldsGhost 2

Monday 9 January 2012 11:16

Maybe your laugh is a squeaky dog chew toy.

ch3s 4

Tuesday 10 January 2012 6:47

Quick! Get off of FML! The dog is in the room!

thenewkid43 9

Wednesday 18 January 2012 20:11

I wonder if every time someone else starts laughing, it looks at you?

greens_fml 5

Tuesday 14 February 2012 0:45

That's one sick ass dog XD

loveispain19 4

Wednesday 15 February 2012 18:40

let me guess...Chihuahua? they are the meanest little dogs in existence.

thefmlman2011 36

Wednesday 29 February 2012 9:09

hahaha.... wait.....

bagelpie 6

Thursday 1 March 2012 8:29

Well I guess that means no more Conan :( what a shame...

hewdud 0

Thursday 1 March 2012 22:51

Haha, he must hate your laugh

vhivfe 3

Thursday 22 March 2012 3:56

That actually made me laugh! :D

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