Animals: Today, my parents got a new dog. It attacks me every time I laugh....

By Imgonnahaveabf - 05/01/2012 12:06 - United States

Today, my parents got a new dog. It attacks me every time I laugh. FML

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By anyonmus - 12/04/2013 00:59 - United States - Westminster

Today, I went for a run, and my own dog attacked me. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/07/2017 07:00 - United States - Coplay

Today, my school brought in therapy dogs to help with stress. I was attacked by one of them. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2011 05:44 - United States

Today, I started petting my cousin's Doberman. Now, whenever I stop he growls menacingly. FML

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By cat - 07/08/2019 18:00

Today, I thought I was seeing double. My neighbours got a new dog, which is exactly the same as the other one, except that it hates me twice as much. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2020 20:00

Today, my boyfriend's vicious dog, which he got as a security measure and growls and barks at me whenever I go near it, was caught on our security camera playing like a puppy with a burglar, while the other two burglars cleaned out all our valuables. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/10/2019 22:00

Today, I was mauled by my own dog. I own a Chihuahua. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2014 23:05 - United States - Evanston

Today, I laughed at my grandma's chihuahua poodle mix, as it barked at me entering the house. "What are you going to do, nibble me to death?" is apparently enough to make it jump and bite me. I needed five stitches. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/08/2013 21:36 - Sweden - Falun

Today, my mom's dog saw a cat in our yard. I watched as he tried to jump at it, only to smack face-first into the window. He did this twice more before curling up on the floor and whimpering pitifully. When my mom came in and saw him there, and me laughing, she accused me of beating him. FML

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By woof? - 19/04/2015 17:09 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while studying for an exam, the neighbor's chihuahua started barking outside. After a few seconds, my mom yelled out for me to stop laughing. She honestly thought the barking was my laughter. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2012 23:15 - Canada - North Vancouver

Today, a dog attacked me. Its owner, instead of apologizing and helping me, said it was my own fault for making it think I was an attacker by running past them. We were on a jogging track. FML

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FortuneCookie3 1

Thursday 5 January 2012 16:05

attack it every time it barks

ICATiger 13

Thursday 5 January 2012 16:06

Guess it's the dog who gets the last laugh...

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mojo87 14

Friday 6 January 2012 0:55

Maybe OP sounds like a dying animal, when they laugh... then the dog would be just following its natural instincts.

SABCATISM 6

Friday 6 January 2012 0:59

What a bitch.

Tanner2969 1

Friday 6 January 2012 1:11

My dog hates it when I laugh too.

traviemojo 0

Friday 6 January 2012 1:19

HAHAHAHAHA.... oh shit not again!

blink978 1

Friday 6 January 2012 2:10

U made a part of my night :D

loller27 6

Friday 6 January 2012 2:33

LOL

jmm23 0

Friday 6 January 2012 2:44

Don't get on fml then

Fsqu4red 5

Friday 6 January 2012 3:15

If I was in your house when I read this... I would have been attacked

alliebaba7 8

Friday 6 January 2012 3:23

Maybe your parents got annoyed by your laughing so they got the dog

madskittlesftw 5

Friday 6 January 2012 4:56

Maybe the dog has an abusive owner before OP and they laughed every time they did something to the dog. You just never know..

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