Health, Embarrassing and Periods: Today, my older brother and some of his cute friends came over....

By megan228 - 20/03/2009 21:16 - United States

Today, my older brother and some of his cute friends came over. When we were inside, my mom yelled to me, "I got you some bigger tampons because you leaked all over your new underwear." They all started laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2014 18:01 - United States - Corona

Today, my brother got pantsed by his idiot friends. It was a surprise to everyone that he was wearing women's underwear at the time, but even more of a surprise for me that the underwear belonged to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2012 04:01 - Canada - Brampton

Today, my brother thought it would be funny to pretend my tampons were "dynamite" and run around the house throwing them at my friends and family. FML

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By levi Glasscock - 15/04/2011 13:52 - United States

Today, my mom called me and said, "I made your sister laugh so hard she peed her pants." I got home and noticed she also peed on my bed. FML

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By lexiibabe - 25/06/2019 18:30 - United States - Attleboro

Today, my older brother gave me his old phone. He didn't realize that he hadn't deleted his pictures. I found a bunch of him wearing my underwear and bras. FML

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By Evaki1 - 13/06/2011 14:24 - Greece

Today, I had to explain to my little brother that my tampons weren't ear plugs. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2013 17:19 - United States - Lake Ariel

Today, I got my period, and had to rush to my parents' bathroom for some pads. They'd put all our wrapped presents in their bathroom. As I was looking, my dad thought I was opening presents and barged in, only to see me with my pants around my ankles. Now he won't stop laughing. FML

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By Mortified - 22/07/2009 09:48 - Australia

Today, I was in the living room with my brother and his two older, hot friends when my mother walks out from the toilet and tells me, "Honey, if you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie wipe the seatie." Need I say more? FML

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By SayCheese - 02/04/2013 22:52 - Canada - Prince George

Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML

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By Sonotsuave - 17/05/2019 01:00 - United States - Arlington

Today, I rushed home after my mom called saying our upstairs had flooded. Apparently, my little brother somehow broke the toilet while unsupervised and water overflowed everywhere. It even reached my closet, shoes, and books, and everything touching my floor in my room is now wet. FML

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By thisisbad - 12/10/2009 14:21 - Malaysia

Today, I was in the toilet when somebody started banging on the door loudly. I panicked and immediately cleaned my self and opened the door. As I opened the door, my brother vomited all over me. FML

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linzey 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 2:29

so i would totally die from embarrassment avoid his friends from now on

Shallow_Padentic 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 2:33

Wow great mom you got there. Yelling your private business for everyone, hot or not, to hear.

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14nickel 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 17:15

Im a guy, and if I heard this one I would definitely laugh my ass off. I'd be laughing at the situation, though, and not anyone in particular.

dumbkid 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 17:37

Eh, it's nature. Could be worse, right?

pencilmustache 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 17:45

Your life is soooooooooooooooooooooooo ******. sorry.

theatoz 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 18:10

wow. D: that sucks ass

shauna_fml 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 18:18

Awwww :( mothers are just horrible people sometimes. Also, for all the clueless guys posting on here, big tampons aren't for "big" or loose cooches, they're for heavy flows. Boys have no idea.

musicislife_fml 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 19:31

Ughhh.... that sucks. My mom does shit like that to me all of the time...

m0nicam0nster 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 19:49

awwwww! moms are sooooo dumb sometimes. hahaha oh wow

Tuxedo_Mask 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 20:25

ugh moms are the WORST

CelestialTala 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 20:37

aww that suxx so embarrassing

hanudi14 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 23:02

awww that sucks :( i hate when moms do that. they should be more careful what theyre yelling out. and guys should be more mature about that. its not funny.