Birthday and Love: Today, my now ex-boyfriend accused me of wanting to screw his...

By Anonymous - 06/02/2016 02:16 - Canada - Richmond Hill

Today, my now ex-boyfriend accused me of wanting to screw his 11-year-old brother, all because I expressed interest in going to his birthday party. FML

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Same thing different taste

By dollfacee - 09/07/2015 16:51 - United States

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he thinks I'm cheating on him, with my brother. FML

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By NotYourLady - 04/09/2009 06:23 - Canada

Today, I was babysitting a boy who was 11 years old. He told me that he loved me and wanted to be my boyfriend. I told him that I think he is a really great kid but I'm 17 so it would never work out. He said okay. When his parents came home he told them that I hit him and started crying. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2015 11:57 - United States - Howell

Today, I babysat an 11 year old kid while his parents ate out. As soon as they left, the kid asked me if I wanted to be on the sex offender's list. Before I could even process that, he told me to stay out of his way and he wouldn't accuse me of anything. FML

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By imscrewed - 29/07/2009 19:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he was going out tonight to celebrate his ex-but-still-friends-girlfriend's birthday at a local club and hopes I wasn't offended that I wasn't invited. I sure am offended; we have the same birthday. FML

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Dane Cook? Is that you?

By ShardsOfShame - 26/08/2022 10:00 - United States

Today, I had to slowly explain to my brother why his relationship with a just-turned 18 year-old would be inappropriate. According to him, they’ve been “dating” for two years now but “haven’t had sex or anything.” He’s 39. He got mad at me for calling him a pedophile and smashed my glass table. FML

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Thanks for the input

By NVP - 18/01/2009 14:30 - United States

Today, I told my 10 year-old brother I was turning 23. He said, "You need to get a boyfriend." FML

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Keep it in the family

By LY2 - 25/10/2019 02:00

Today, I found out why my boyfriend won't come over anymore. He and my brother apparently had a "thing" before we started dating. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2014 17:31 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, at a family gathering, it emerged that my now ex-fiancé has been sleeping with his brother's girlfriend for some time now. A fight broke out, the police were called, and more than one of his relatives are blaming me for him cheating with her. FML

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Cool beans

By Anonymous - 19/03/2009 15:51 - United States

Today, I got a call from a girl I know, asking if I could babysit her little brother at my house tonight. I said yes. When the boy came over, he mentioned that his sister was having a party and didn't want him there. Turns out all my friends were invited except me. FML

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Caught in the act

By Anonymous - 12/08/2021 14:01

Today, I went to a party and saw my current boyfriend making out with my ex-boyfriend. FML

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BlueBaronBitch 22

Sunday 7 February 2016 0:23

He seems a little insecure.. just a little..

InternetHobo 18

Sunday 7 February 2016 0:22

Wow... Some people sure know how to overreact

Comments

Spark_Slicker 19

Sunday 7 February 2016 4:26

When people are paranoid about their partner cheating to an extreme like this, it's often times from guilt of their own cheating. Not saying that is absolutely the case, but it wouldn't be too surprising if it was found out later that he himself was in fact cheating.

Miss_Whipped 43

Sunday 7 February 2016 7:39

Doesn't matter now, she's rid of him! :)

Spark_Slicker 19

Sunday 7 February 2016 7:51

Well I don't think it would matter AS much to her now, but personally if I found out someone I was previously in a relationship with had been cheating on me while we were together, I would be at least somewhat upset about it.

FSGInsainity 15

Sunday 7 February 2016 4:47

Well... did you want to? Like on an actually personal level. just between you and me. (and the entire FML community)

NYGiants1925 22

Sunday 7 February 2016 4:57

How old are you & your bf that he's even suggesting that?

idk_rose 25

Sunday 7 February 2016 5:01

Maybe he's defensive because he wants to screw your 11 year old sister.

messymessiah 11

Sunday 7 February 2016 5:07

Wow. I can see why you broke up with him. Feels threatened by his 11 year old brother. That's sad

cheshireau 26

Sunday 7 February 2016 5:08

My ex boyfriend accused me of like his brother because I talked to him once. He also accused me of like his 50 year old Uncle and constantly called the bloke my real boyfriend because when I first met the Uncle, I said 'Hello, how's it going?' They are Ex for a reason. I hope your Ex-Boyfriends balls drop off

simongren 5

Sunday 7 February 2016 6:04

Congratulations on getting away OP. An ex of mine thought I was sleeping with everyone I ever talked to - male, female, relative, whoever and I didn't leave after the first time she did that. I kick myself for wasting all that time with her.