Birthday and Love: Today, my now ex-boyfriend accused me of wanting to screw his...

By Anonymous - 06/02/2016 02:16 - Canada - Richmond Hill

Today, my now ex-boyfriend accused me of wanting to screw his 11-year-old brother, all because I expressed interest in going to his birthday party. FML

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By dollfacee - 09/07/2015 16:51 - United States

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he thinks I'm cheating on him, with my brother. FML

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By NotYourLady - 04/09/2009 06:23 - Canada

Today, I was babysitting a boy who was 11 years old. He told me that he loved me and wanted to be my boyfriend. I told him that I think he is a really great kid but I'm 17 so it would never work out. He said okay. When his parents came home he told them that I hit him and started crying. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2015 11:57 - United States - Howell

Today, I babysat an 11 year old kid while his parents ate out. As soon as they left, the kid asked me if I wanted to be on the sex offender's list. Before I could even process that, he told me to stay out of his way and he wouldn't accuse me of anything. FML

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By imscrewed - 29/07/2009 19:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he was going out tonight to celebrate his ex-but-still-friends-girlfriend's birthday at a local club and hopes I wasn't offended that I wasn't invited. I sure am offended; we have the same birthday. FML

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Dane Cook? Is that you?

By ShardsOfShame - 26/08/2022 10:00 - United States

Today, I had to slowly explain to my brother why his relationship with a just-turned 18 year-old would be inappropriate. According to him, they’ve been “dating” for two years now but “haven’t had sex or anything.” He’s 39. He got mad at me for calling him a pedophile and smashed my glass table. FML

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Thanks for the input

By NVP - 18/01/2009 14:30 - United States

Today, I told my 10 year-old brother I was turning 23. He said, "You need to get a boyfriend." FML

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Keep it in the family

By LY2 - 25/10/2019 02:00

Today, I found out why my boyfriend won't come over anymore. He and my brother apparently had a "thing" before we started dating. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2014 17:31 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, at a family gathering, it emerged that my now ex-fiancé has been sleeping with his brother's girlfriend for some time now. A fight broke out, the police were called, and more than one of his relatives are blaming me for him cheating with her. FML

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Cool beans

By Anonymous - 19/03/2009 15:51 - United States

Today, I got a call from a girl I know, asking if I could babysit her little brother at my house tonight. I said yes. When the boy came over, he mentioned that his sister was having a party and didn't want him there. Turns out all my friends were invited except me. FML

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Caught in the act

By Anonymous - 12/08/2021 14:01

Today, I went to a party and saw my current boyfriend making out with my ex-boyfriend. FML

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BlueBaronBitch 22

Sunday 7 February 2016 0:23

He seems a little insecure.. just a little..

InternetHobo 18

Sunday 7 February 2016 0:22

Wow... Some people sure know how to overreact

Comments

cptncuttlefish 24

Sunday 7 February 2016 2:08

Good call on your part, he seems rather insecure and immature.

IcedSapphire 27

Sunday 7 February 2016 2:20

I'm proud that you decided to ditch his psycho ass. He had no right to accuse you of such a disgusting thing.

captainsmegma 12

Sunday 7 February 2016 2:39

Get revenge. Go to the party and screw his brother. You'll feel betterand little brother will have the best birthday ever.

InfiniteSecret 20

Wednesday 9 August 2017 15:13

This is extremly immature and childish

TheLadyOpal 30

Sunday 7 February 2016 2:42

On the plus side, now you have an excuse to throw your own party. To celebrate your new freedom from dating a paranoid psycho.

hardcorepunk87 18

Sunday 7 February 2016 2:56

I'm ashamed this is from Canada. I honestly thought we were smarter than that.

Erery 16

Sunday 7 February 2016 3:18

At least it's "ex-boyfriend"

dragoongirl90 34

Sunday 7 February 2016 3:44

Wow, your ex is sick in the head.

dragoongirl90 34

Sunday 7 February 2016 3:48

My ex husband once accused me of wanting to screw my pastor's 14 year old son because I was with him and another church member in a crowded gamer shop playing the WoW trading card game.

QueenBii 14

Sunday 7 February 2016 4:06

Well at least you got rid of his ass. Good for you!

andrmac 25

Sunday 7 February 2016 4:17

A follow up on your age would make this even more interesting, but seriously even if your like 13 would still be awkward and gross. Your ex needs to grow up and learn to trust just a little more in a partner.