Living the dream

By notyourcleaner - 13/01/2015 11:06 - Malaysia - Puchong

Today, my new roommate puked into the sink and all over the bathroom floor, before passing out on her bed. Apparently, she was awake enough to wash her own face but not clean up her vomit. We share the bathroom. This is the second time already. FML
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Paco_el_Taco 17

Use one of her shirts to clean it up then she might learn to do it herself next time.

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Pleonasm 35

Scoop all the vomit into a bucket and pour it back onto her face while she's sleeping. Maybe she'll learn the lesson. Or she will wake up and won't remember a thing. Win/Win

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biasedshooter 24

That's why you dont give ugly people mirrors

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Remembered 14

..And perhaps a new roommate.

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linkinpark98 23

I'd rather "teach her a lesson" instead of throwing her out. Maybe something along the lines of forcing her to clean up her own throw up with a toothbrush and some thin napkins.

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classicsparkles 17

#39 OP is her roomate not her parent if my roomate tried to make me clean something with a toothbrush for "punishment" (even if I deserved it like OP's roomate) I would tell her to go **** herself. Parent/child discipline doesn't really cross over to relations with peers.

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xSphinx 18

39, kicking her alcoholic ass out IS teaching her a lesson. You can't force someone you love with who pays rent to do something for being a ****, she's not the OPs child.

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tony1891 22

sounds like Someone had a good time last night.

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Brandi_Faith 33

It amazes me how people associate that with having a good time. How is puking, blacking out, not remembering anything, having a hangover and massive headache in any way a good time?! I can have a really good time and after I experience none of those issues.

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Pleonasm 35

Scoop all the vomit into a bucket and pour it back onto her face while she's sleeping. Maybe she'll learn the lesson. Or she will wake up and won't remember a thing. Win/Win

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incoherentrmblr 21

...or wash your vag with it...

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Paco_el_Taco 17

Use one of her shirts to clean it up then she might learn to do it herself next time.

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GodPart2 20

Leave it there a few days and use the gym showers if you can (or other alternatives). That should teach her a lesson

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linkinpark98 23

I don't think letting the smell of someone else's throw up permanently sit in your house and all over your bathroom floor is a good alternative to just talking to your roommate about cleaning it up.

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