Valentine's slay, Looking good and Miscellaneous: Today, my mother-in-law asked if she could move in with us. FML - FML

By anonymous - 27/01/2012 15:26 - United States

Today, my mother-in-law asked if she could move in with us. FML

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By nofrickenway - 25/04/2012 00:08 - United States - Newport News

Today, I found out that my unemployed and very needy mother-in-law will be moving in with us soon. And during my conversation on the phone with her, she expects us to buy a house and my wife and I can "live with her." My wife agrees with all of this. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2011 19:21 - United States

Today, my mother-in-law announced that she's going to be moving into the apartment next to us. Oh joy. FML

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By Great - 09/04/2014 01:42 - United States - Katy

Today, my in-laws moved in. FML

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By NotAnInLawFamilyMan - 10/12/2014 14:05 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my mother-in-maw informed us that she sold her house and is moving in with us so we'll "take care" of her in old age. She's in perfect health. We've only been married for 4 months. My wife can't stand her for more than 2 weeks at a time, let alone living with us. FML

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By Anon_a_mouse - 30/03/2011 19:59 - Reserved

Today, I came home from a week-long vacation, only to find my mother-in-law didn't just dog-sit while I was gone; she moved in, along with all her possessions, and seems to think it's a permanent deal. FML

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Time to run

By Anonymous - 13/03/2012 06:21 - Canada

Today, while I was looking for an apartment for my boyfriend and myself, he asked me how would I feel about his mom moving in together with us. FML

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Escaping

By Anonymous - 30/10/2021 08:00

Today, my mother-in-law showed up unexpectedly, made passive aggressive comments to my kids in front of me about how we need a bigger place to live, and asked questions about our income. We're actually trying to move soon, and just hadn't told them yet so they wouldn't try to follow us. FML

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By kayt240 - 04/05/2011 05:41 - Canada

Today, my husband told me that he's letting his mother move in with us. He told her it was alright without even consulting me first. I hate my mother-in-law so much that I'm contemplating divorce rather than living with her. FML

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By Bananapi - 10/09/2017 13:00

Today, my flatmate moved in with me. Unfortunately, unbeknownst to me, so did her mother. FML

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Free carer

By Anonymous - 20/11/2020 05:04

Today, my mother-in-law moved in with my husband and I, where she shits the bed and herself. There's a waiting list for the nursing home, so in the meantime I’m cleaning up her shit and she isn’t even my mother. FML

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DocBastard 38

Friday 27 January 2012 18:46

She asked, so you can say no. Say no. For the love of god, say no.

Feklfekl2222 32

Friday 27 January 2012 18:44

Queue the endless woman hitler/mother-in-law jokes. Just say no, anyway she may be secretly nice.

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Monkeysmommy1 0

Friday 27 January 2012 21:05

Ouch, f your life indeed. I'd move out if my MIL moved in!!!

onikage_666 0

Friday 27 January 2012 21:15

Good thing you said no... Right?

joee182 3

Friday 27 January 2012 21:17

just say "NOOOOOOOPPPPEEEE"

Jben7738 0

Friday 27 January 2012 21:37

Say NO!!! Mine lives with me and she was a wonderful lady, now that we live together she annoys the hell outta me!!! Don't do it!!! It will be ok to say NO

KiddNYC1O 20

Friday 27 January 2012 21:39

All I can think of is... Doug and Carrie, Doug and Carrie, Doug and Carrie, Doug and Carrie- Arthur, Arthur, Arthur, Arthur.

withyou_fml 1

Friday 27 January 2012 21:50

Andddddd...

crchara 3

Friday 27 January 2012 21:54

theres a simple word you can use to do away with this problem.. it's called 'no'

DoginDarkness 8

Friday 27 January 2012 22:03

Just say the simple word No.

adlezama1909 9

Friday 27 January 2012 22:03

Just say no...

ilove80smetal 8

Friday 27 January 2012 22:03

I'm sorry for your loss... By that I mean, your probably not getting laid again until she either dies or moves out

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