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By FML Videos - 05/11/2018 00:00

...and just like that, the weekend was over.

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EmikoShiriyuki 26

Monday 5 November 2018 20:36

It's an axolotl! They are so cute and the name is so fun to say

TxKitten79 10

Monday 5 November 2018 6:07

What kind of animal is that? He's adorable!

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wanted_2_want 40

Monday 5 November 2018 2:30

His reflexes are like the professional soccer players when get fouled out

TxKitten79 10

Monday 5 November 2018 6:07

What kind of animal is that? He's adorable!

EmikoShiriyuki 26

Monday 5 November 2018 20:36

It's an axolotl! They are so cute and the name is so fun to say

sudonym2 8

Wednesday 7 November 2018 0:56

It’s an axolotl.

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Today, it's my birthday, and I had one to many and my best friend and my boyfriend had to take me home. We went back to my apartment and all squeezed together in my bed. During the night I got sick and spent the rest of the night on the bathroom floor. Later I found out that they'd fucked in my bed. FML

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Today, my dad, who never supported us growing up, and who calls once a month to collect his monthly living expenses, gave me an ultimatum: either buy him a plane ticket so that he can come live with me forever (he's a raging alcoholic) OR to send him $4,500 US Dollars (which where he lives is someone's 6 month salary). FML

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Today, I was screamed at for not doing the dishes because I was exhausted. Last year, when my arm was broken, I did all my chores without complaint. I don’t know how to explain to my parents that I’d much, much rather work with a broken arm than while tired. FML

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Today, I showed my boyfriend a calendar, marked with the number of times we've had sex over the past month. Then followed by a calendar of the month before, which had almost triple the number of hits. I had to point out that our stats need to improve. FML

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Today, my wife woke up from dental surgery still stoned off her box. She was asking for me, but when she saw me she said, “Ew, you’re ugly, I asked you to go get my husband, he’s goofy looking but you’re just plain ugly so you’re not my husband.” Not sure how to feel about that. FML

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Today I was home sick from work because my doctor gave me a new pill that made me throw up violently. My boss called. I thought she was checking on me. She fired me instead. FML

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Today, I realized that sometimes when I sneeze, I pee a little. I’m 28 years-old and I've never had kid; I’m even a virgin. This shouldn’t be happening. FML

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Today, I found out that my "I don't believe in pre-marital sex" boyfriend is the father of my younger sister's newborn baby. After four years of being in a serious, but sexless, relationship, I am now single, horny, and an aunt. FML

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