Valentine's slay, Looking good and Miscellaneous: Today, my mother-in-law asked if she could move in with us. FML - FML

By anonymous - 27/01/2012 15:26 - United States

Today, my mother-in-law asked if she could move in with us. FML

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By nofrickenway - 25/04/2012 00:08 - United States - Newport News

Today, I found out that my unemployed and very needy mother-in-law will be moving in with us soon. And during my conversation on the phone with her, she expects us to buy a house and my wife and I can "live with her." My wife agrees with all of this. FML

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Great news

By Anonymous - 10/07/2011 19:21 - United States

Today, my mother-in-law announced that she's going to be moving into the apartment next to us. Oh joy. FML

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By Great - 09/04/2014 01:42 - United States - Katy

Today, my in-laws moved in. FML

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By NotAnInLawFamilyMan - 10/12/2014 14:05 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my mother-in-maw informed us that she sold her house and is moving in with us so we'll "take care" of her in old age. She's in perfect health. We've only been married for 4 months. My wife can't stand her for more than 2 weeks at a time, let alone living with us. FML

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By Anon_a_mouse - 30/03/2011 19:59 - Reserved

Today, I came home from a week-long vacation, only to find my mother-in-law didn't just dog-sit while I was gone; she moved in, along with all her possessions, and seems to think it's a permanent deal. FML

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Time to run

By Anonymous - 13/03/2012 06:21 - Canada

Today, while I was looking for an apartment for my boyfriend and myself, he asked me how would I feel about his mom moving in together with us. FML

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Escaping

By Anonymous - 30/10/2021 08:00

Today, my mother-in-law showed up unexpectedly, made passive aggressive comments to my kids in front of me about how we need a bigger place to live, and asked questions about our income. We're actually trying to move soon, and just hadn't told them yet so they wouldn't try to follow us. FML

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By kayt240 - 04/05/2011 05:41 - Canada

Today, my husband told me that he's letting his mother move in with us. He told her it was alright without even consulting me first. I hate my mother-in-law so much that I'm contemplating divorce rather than living with her. FML

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By Bananapi - 10/09/2017 13:00

Today, my flatmate moved in with me. Unfortunately, unbeknownst to me, so did her mother. FML

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Free carer

By Anonymous - 20/11/2020 05:04

Today, my mother-in-law moved in with my husband and I, where she shits the bed and herself. There's a waiting list for the nursing home, so in the meantime I’m cleaning up her shit and she isn’t even my mother. FML

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DocBastard 38

Friday 27 January 2012 18:46

She asked, so you can say no. Say no. For the love of god, say no.

Feklfekl2222 32

Friday 27 January 2012 18:44

Queue the endless woman hitler/mother-in-law jokes. Just say no, anyway she may be secretly nice.

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154rct 7

Saturday 28 January 2012 0:45

DUN-DUN-DUN

bubo_fml 10

Saturday 28 January 2012 0:49

FYFL...No witty joke...Just...FYFL!

ronski 41

Saturday 28 January 2012 2:51

Tell her to go forth and multiply

thewifey310 7

Saturday 28 January 2012 3:19

If she moves in, Tht means no sex for you!! Maaaajor cockblock, lol itll b like the movie monster in law!!

GhettoXmuffin 7

Saturday 28 January 2012 5:51

At least she doesn't actually live with you..

Slikpirate 0

Saturday 28 January 2012 6:37

That's ****** up bro

dcg_957 0

Saturday 28 January 2012 6:51

Anybody who puts "you deserve this" deserves to get raped in the mouth......you poor poor thing, I feel for you.

SenseTemptations 0

Saturday 28 January 2012 7:04

Say NO !

peonmvc 6

Saturday 28 January 2012 7:24

Say **** YOU HELL NO! seriously, women please know that if you have a daughter and she gets/is married, know her equal other hates you and does not want to spend anytime with you whatsoever.

melanierules123 7

Saturday 28 January 2012 8:00

Monster in law :)

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