By Sadman - 23/04/2011 08:37 - Canada

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Today, my mother and girlfriend were joking around and talking about the embarrassing things I've done. After they'd had a lengthy conversation, my girlfriend mentioned, "And he always farts during sex." FML
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s001 0

i don't think the guy is farting... she assumed so but in fact it was ball slapping...

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sphinxracer 0

i once had a girlfriend that would let one go every once and a while. almost broke me from doggystyle.

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BamBarBiYaKergud 2

stick the cork in to your asshole before having sex. loooool

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Risket 0

sometimes with all the moving and shaking up.... i've never done that but i've struggled pretty hard to keep them in. especially if it's right after dinner and everything is still moving around....

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chelbig695_fml 0

Dude that's disgusting.

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missbadluk 0

Um wow. That's when you dig up something humiliating about her and voice it out loud. I'm sure she'd get the hint when she feels the embarrassment herself. Some people don't care about other people getting embarassed until they get embarrassed themselves. Bitch.

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