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You should have made sure there was no one in the house or something, I would die of embarrassment.

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Although I do feel bad for you 1, it's different. I would much rather hear someone have sex rather than hear someone imitate me having sex. Especially mother and grandparent! Why would make noise if there's someone there? And if they were originally out you'd still be slightly quiet so you could listen out for when they were coming back! Only make noises that are loud enough to be heard if the house is definitely going to be empty for a while!

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Waking up to the sounds of you sister having sex is worse in my books. If that's what you meant by the "sounds"

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44: Nobody gives a shit about your sex life, and please lay off the insults, we all know how HUGE your dick is. Honestly, what is it with the "Lololol ur a virgin!!!1!1!" jokes? I didn't know it made you less of a man.

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44 - You are a pimple on the ass of the Earth. When you were born, God frowned. You're a poser faggot who's probably more of a virgin than anyone else on here. Unless you count fucking yourself. Get your head out of your ass. Loser.

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48: I don't know if you've noticed a trend when I 'bash' people. It's usually trolls, idiots, and the like. I don't do the playground bullshit.

You should have made sure there was no one in the house or something, I would die of embarrassment.

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Considering how many FMLs there are about people getting caught having sex, I'm surprised people haven't figured out that maybe they should wait until they're the only ones home to do it. That way they can save themselves from a FML situation.

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I agree. However, if you are going to have sex knowing people are in, stfu, or play music and keep quiet.

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I think 46 is trying to say that maybe the mom and grandma were having sex. That could be either really gross or really hot.

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This sounds like it would be in that lonely island song "I just had sex" "..but her family overheard me..." "Doesn't matter had seeeeexxx!"

Seriously even the thought of having sex with a girl while her family is home makes me cringe. I don't know why you'd do it when people are obviously home and then not mind your noise. YDI

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Not trying to stereotype, but it is funny how every strange sexual person lists their location as California..... Fruits and nuts!

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I like how your bio says you are nice and not a cold hearted bitch, yet you just admitted to cheating on your boyfriend in the room next door. Idk you sound like a bitch whore to me...

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Mine was legit... Wasn't creepy at all just explaining why they would do it. There's so many worse comments still here wtf

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They are just proud of their son and it is their way of showing support. It could be a family tradition and this is their "welcome to the family" call. If his father starts hooting, you just climbed another branch in the family tree.

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That's what my mother in law did, she mocked me and said something about at least knowing her son was good....yucky eww gross! Lol

Is the name of your boyfriend "Carlos Spicyweiner"? ... And why in the blue hell would you have sex when his mom and grandma are at home? You deserve it baby!

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Haha, Spiceywiener? That's gold. :) 10 points for originality, and it literally made my day better.

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They weren't standing outside of the door, they probably drifted there from another part of the house because of how loud OP was being.

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75 - totally! They can have sex at school, a park bench, in the bathroom, and even at church (assuming they go) /sarcasm off

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So to the top reply... So boyfriend (not husband) and in someone else's house, that gives them NO right!

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Hahaha sounds like a great time to me! Lol and it stops them from knowing making it just that much more pleasurable! Hahaha

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