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Freaky

By Marie - 20/01/2021 05:01

Today, I have been finding long black hairs all over my bathroom. My hair is short and blonde, and I live alone. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2016 02:51 - United States - Omaha

Today, I was laying in my bed and discovered a couple of stray black hairs scattered about. This was odd considering I have light strawberry blonde hair but I forgot about it only to later see my hair brush have more of the same black hairs. I live alone. I'm scared. FML

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By mastel07 - 10/12/2014 12:59 - United Kingdom - Stevenage

Today, I found a very light blonde long hair on my marital bed's pillow. I confronted my husband about it and after hours of arguments and me throwing his stuff out of the house, I found another. Attached to my head. My husband isn't having an affair, I'm just going grey. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2009 19:24 - United States

Today, I was in the shower and had just finished washing my face. When I put the soap down I noticed a curly, black hair stuck to it. Im blond. The only other person who uses that bathroom is my uncle. I just rubbed my uncle's pubic hair all over my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2009 21:31 - United States

Today, while I was in the shower I noticed a short, black hair on my loofa. I ignored it and lathered up my entire body with it. When I put it back down, a roach crawled out of it. What I thought was a black hair was in fact its antenna. FML

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By Larz - 26/01/2011 21:49 - Canada

Today, I woke up to a pile of hair on my floor. I looked in the mirror and realized the hair was from my head. I had a dream about cutting my hair and I guess it came true. FML

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The cliché is true

By Anonymous - 30/09/2009 21:22 - Canada

Today, I went to a restaurant for lunch. I began to eat when I noticed a blond hair in my food. When that happened, I went up to the counter and began complaining about their hygiene. When the manager insisted no one that works there had long blond hair, I realized that it was my hair. FML

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Splashed out

By bit_fluff - 20/10/2020 02:01

Today, I decided to redye my hair. And the sink, and the wall, and the toilet seat, and the tub. FML

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You deserved it 859

Freakout

By emmey - 23/07/2009 19:43 - United States

Today, while showering at my boyfriend's house early this morning, I saw a huge black spider on the wall. I'm allergic to spiders, so in my disorientation I ran out of the shower screaming, slipped, sprained my wrist, and bruised my tailbone. Turns out the spider was a clump of hair. My hair. FML

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You deserved it 44 866

By Anonymous - 02/01/2009 18:06 - France

Today, I have dark hairs growing on my chest, nipples and stomach... I'm a 19 year old girl. FML

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Monster in my bathroom

By Thescarlettfox - 16/02/2020 01:00

Today, I saw a big, black spider on the floor of my bathroom. I promptly jumped up on the toilet seat, slipped off, and slammed my head against the wall. The best part? It was a tuft of my hair. FML

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rotflqtms_ 21

Wednesday 20 January 2021 9:56

Are you sure it's not coming up from your bathtub drain? I once saw the tub filthy a few hours after cleaning it and was about to tear my brother a new one for being so filthy and not cleaning up after himself until I realized the tub was backing up. I think a flood or pipe break issue happened...it was ages ago so I can't remember. Stuff from other apartments or maybe outside were coming into my tub, and I only learned this when I saw it happen 1 day.

tounces7 27

Wednesday 20 January 2021 19:24

You mean you THINK you live alone....

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mccuish 25

Wednesday 20 January 2021 8:57

Start of a good home invasion slasher movie

rotflqtms_ 21

Wednesday 20 January 2021 9:56

Are you sure it's not coming up from your bathtub drain? I once saw the tub filthy a few hours after cleaning it and was about to tear my brother a new one for being so filthy and not cleaning up after himself until I realized the tub was backing up. I think a flood or pipe break issue happened...it was ages ago so I can't remember. Stuff from other apartments or maybe outside were coming into my tub, and I only learned this when I saw it happen 1 day.

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 20 January 2021 13:57

Your stalker is getting sloppy.

tounces7 27

Wednesday 20 January 2021 19:24

You mean you THINK you live alone....

spinspinsugar 12

Wednesday 20 January 2021 20:24

that sounds like the start of a reddit "let's not meet" story.

DrSamba1 8

Wednesday 20 January 2021 21:00

Is your apartment cheating on you with another tenant?

taintedtruffle 42

Thursday 21 January 2021 1:58

I saw this movie. You have seven days.

xGod305x 2

Tuesday 2 February 2021 5:16

Buy an alarm. 🟥🚩

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