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By  animerose08  |  6

thats when I'd call the cops and report both my purse and car stolen. If my brother did that w/o my knowledge, I'd be pissed! I hope you didn't have to walk too far. I hope you kicked his ass when you saw him! LoL

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  Carbonite  |  0

altho YDI kinda since he obiously had your car keys, I'd say FYL becouse of the rather disrespectful way your brother did this on. he shoud learn some manners.

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  KiwiLime  |  0

I think you forgot to mention that you share the car with your brother, op. maybe I'm being presumptuous, but why else would your brother have keys to "your" car? still, FYL.

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  ChibiChibi_fml  |  22

I don't know if such is the case with the OP but I know that in my house everyone has access to spare copies of all the car keys in case one of the cars needs to be moved and it's owner is unavailable. The point being that perhaps the OP didn't hand over the keys, maybe the brother had a spare set. As for the why her purse might be in the car, maybe she couldn't bring it in to work. I had a job once where the manager locked everyone out of the break room because of a couple idiots leaving it a mess, so we couldn't use the lockers. He also wouldn't let us keep our purses, coats, or phones with us while we were working so a lot of people had to leave their stuff in their cars or a friend's car. Just saying...

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If this FML went "Today, I lost my keys and had to walk home," everyone would say "YDI for not giving spares to family members." And if it read "Today, a coworker stole my phone, purse, and wallet," everyone would say "YDI for not locking them in your car." *sigh* I love the Internet. :]

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  girl14  |  0

that's ok at hi stag party (hopefully he'll get married soon) take away the liquer. Did that to my brother-gave me 100$ just so I'd show him where I hid the beer

By  animerose08  |  6

thats when I'd call the cops and report both my purse and car stolen. If my brother did that w/o my knowledge, I'd be pissed! I hope you didn't have to walk too far. I hope you kicked his ass when you saw him! LoL

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  johnnydudeman  |  0

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

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  animerose08  |  6

if that were so, the OP's brother should have been smart enough to TELL her that as well as call the cops instead of just taking it and expecting her coworkers to break the news. he still took her car without her knowing!!

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How exactly does one come across a midget with herpes? Are they generally listed in the yellow pages, or do you plan on wandering around asking every midget you see if they have a VD?

By  Trollz4daLULZ  |  1

YDI for working instead of being in the kitchen, making us all some sammiches. YDI for owning a car. YDI for having a brother. YDI for having money, a phone, and whatever else was in your purse, which probably includes condoms to FORNICATE!!! YDI for having a purse. YDI for having a coworker. YDI for hyphenating the word "coworker". I hope you enjoyed your walk. Since you're a fellow American, I'm going to assume you're a Lardo McBlubberball and that you needed to walk.

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