Miscellaneous: Today, my mom parked in a handicapped space because, "the Spanish... - FML

By Thanks Trump - 08/03/2016 22:31 - United States - New York

Today, my mom parked in a handicapped space because, "the Spanish people are taking over everything." FML

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By s - 09/12/2016 02:38

Today, I parked in a "Disabled" space. A woman and her kids comes yelling at me about how I don't look disabled and I was just being selfish. I roll my pants up to reveal two prosthetic legs. She then yells at me that I should have warned her before showing my legs since it could scare her kids. FML

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By regstl - 01/06/2013 06:21 - United States - Beaverton

Today, as I was getting out of my car, an old and obese lady walked up to me and called me an "inconsiderate heartless bitch" for using the last handicap parking spot. I guess she didn't see my wheelchair. FML

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By Anon - 26/05/2009 17:45 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at a mall. A woman stopped by me, said slowly and loudly, in Spanish "baño?" Knowing a bit of Spanish, I nodded and pointed the restrooms out for her. She then mutters about "dang Mexicans and their inability to speak English". I'm not even Latina. I'm Irish-American. FML

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By ICanExplain - 22/06/2015 20:46 - United States - Sunnyvale

Today, after parking in the handicapped spot of a lot with my placard, an older couple with their 7-year-old grandchild came up and yelled at me for being a lying asshole and taking the parking spot. When I showed them my prosthetic leg, the kid started crying and guess who got yelled at again. FML

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By carssuck - 02/02/2012 10:28 - United States

Today, I got a parking ticket for parking in my neighbors' parking spot. I parked there because my neighbors were parked in my parking spot. FML

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By Kasnt - 03/10/2010 18:50 - United States

Today, I really had to pee so I took the only stall that was available in the bathroom: the handicapped stall. A girl in a wheelchair came in seconds later and cursed at me for taking her designated spot. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2018 15:00

Today, I got back to my car with a note cussing me out for parking in a disabled space when I’m clearly not disabled. They also smashed my windows. It’s true, I’m not disabled, but I also wasn’t parked in a disabled space. I was parked in a normal space next to the disabled spaces. FML

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By denting-and-venting - 10/08/2016 20:05 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I found a parking spot in front of my work. I parked and another car pulled into the spot just in front of me. The next thing I know, the car in front backs up and slams into my car. Turns out she didn't notice the fire hydrant next to her spot and screamed at me cause I, "stole her spot." FML

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By Anonymous - 11/02/2011 15:46 - United States

Today, I watched my grandfather try and park his car inside the storage area for shopping carts, thinking it was a parking space. FML

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By no car - 04/08/2020 17:04

Today, I came outside to leave for work. To my shock and horror my car was gone. My asshole neighbor, who has parked in my spot multiple times decided to let her noisy guests park in my parking spot, so I parked in hers. She had my car towed. FML

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xStarzx 11

Wednesday 9 March 2016 17:52

Gross. She's probably a Trump supporter.

FYLTHOUGH 15

Wednesday 9 March 2016 17:52

racists are the scum of the earth

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Viper_Revenge 10

Wednesday 9 March 2016 23:43

Sounds like shes voting for Trump

TKPhai 21

Wednesday 9 March 2016 23:59

Your name makes this like a thousand times better

JetCyclone27 18

Thursday 10 March 2016 0:35

Worst part was she made me sit in the car for 30 minutes getting dirty looks from everyone who passed

Trolloled 16

Thursday 10 March 2016 0:55

THESE are the people that we should be afraid of. As in insane.

mjd02 15

Thursday 10 March 2016 3:55

that really afends me because I'm Hispanic (Puerto Rican)

heavenlyassbutt 11

Thursday 10 March 2016 4:28

Trump alert!!

kingshelly 24

Thursday 10 March 2016 4:32

Donald trump think he slick

militarybrat 21

Thursday 10 March 2016 5:12

Your mom deserves it. She should take a handicapped parking space because she has a placard and needs it. Dont take it from those of us who do need it. Also its not the Spanish its the Illegal immigrants. If she is gonna be racist, be right lol.

Shade1982 20

Thursday 10 March 2016 11:30

*ENTER CAPTAIN PEDANTIC* Neither 'spanish' nor 'illegal immigrants' is actually a race... *EXIT CAPTAIN PEDANTIC*

verysmarmy 11

Thursday 10 March 2016 5:17

Am I the only one who fails to see a connection between Spaniards and disabled parking spaces?

Darkreign333 23

Thursday 10 March 2016 8:47

We need a "Your mom deserves it" button

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