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By DontGetSlapped - 18/02/2013 00:24 - United States - Conway

Today, my mom called me a "heartless bitch" for eating the last Hot Pocket. This is coming from a woman who, just last week, faked having cancer to get out of a speeding ticket. FML

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By sigh - 21/12/2011 12:39 - United States

Today, I was called a "whore," a "demon," a "piece of shit," and a "disrespectful bitch." All of this happened because I wouldn't let my mother-in-law borrow my car. This is a woman with multiple speeding tickets. FML

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By sadkid - 25/09/2011 23:23 - United States

Today, my mom called me a bastard, told me I should run away, and said I don't deserve to live in her house. All because I didn't use a plate when I ate a Poptart. FML

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By abcdgaf - 10/04/2022 18:00

Today, I was told how cruel and selfish I am for rubbing my weight loss in my mom’s face. I’ve literally begged my mom to walk, jog, workout with me for months. She went exactly once. She complained the whole time, then called me a bitch for finishing my run while she sat in the car. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/01/2012 00:59 - United States

Today, my mother called me a "wasteful child" because I threw up my lunch. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/05/2016 02:20 - United States - Exeter

Today, my mom was "that" customer at the local drive-thru. She slipped into attention whore mode and bitched the guy out for not giving us extra fries. He said she didn't ask for any, which was true. Instead of apologizing, she swore at him and floored the gas, sending our drinks spilling all over me. FML

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By I’m done - 26/04/2022 10:00

Today, my already disabled mother is on the brink of becoming bedridden due to her weight. I flat out refused to buy fast food or unhealthy food to keep in the fridge. She started screaming through the wall that I was beating her, until the neighbors called the cops. Sadly, this isn’t the first time. FML

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By regstl - 01/06/2013 06:21 - United States - Beaverton

Today, as I was getting out of my car, an old and obese lady walked up to me and called me an "inconsiderate heartless bitch" for using the last handicap parking spot. I guess she didn't see my wheelchair. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2015 05:44 - Canada - London

Today, my mother in law basically said I deserve my breast cancer, all because I declined to take part in one of her "March Against Cancer" events a while ago. I guess donating money to cancer research instead of going on a meaningless march really messed up my karma. FML

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By 3.14 - 08/02/2012 11:27 - United Kingdom

Today, I bought my mother an apple pie. She made a face at it and said that she'd decided to go on a diet. After I'd left the house, she put it in the oven, forgot about it, and burnt it to a crisp. She then called me up to inform me that I'd wasted my money, and to get her "another damn pie." FML

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By freamly - 16/03/2021 17:01

Today, I called my mother to tell her about my terminal cancer diagnosis. She responded with, "What makes you think I care at all?" before hanging up. FML

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karlcolt45 19

Monday 18 February 2013 9:04

it's all about priorities

iloveshim 14

Monday 18 February 2013 9:04

We see where her loyalties lie, with the hot pockets. Now we know for sure bitches ain't nothin but hoes and tricks.

Comments

perdix 29

Monday 18 February 2013 14:13

You need to listen to the wisdom of Dr. Jim Gaffigan. You won't look at Hot Pockets the same again and that source of family strife will disappear.

j_cat187 19

Tuesday 19 February 2013 4:58

Diarrhea pocket :D

RaiKaze 5

Monday 18 February 2013 15:02

Bet some cops would sure be interested to hear about that. :P

carminecris89 13

Monday 18 February 2013 15:03

Your mom has some serious problems.

buckdharma 36

Monday 18 February 2013 16:46

Hey bitch, I'm preggo, so leggo my Eggo.

ZombieSazza 34

Monday 18 February 2013 16:55

..... Move out? If she bugs you that much just move out and talk to her less, she'll eventually grow up or not notice why you get annoyed with her.

vladimirnabokov 15

Monday 18 February 2013 17:32

I love hot pockets. I'd probably be mad too! although your mom does sound like a bitch for the whole fake cancer thing.

kb021 18

Monday 18 February 2013 19:15

Sounds like your mother is a real piece of work. FYL.

sythe511 28

Monday 18 February 2013 20:52

Fake cancer to get out of a ticket? If I were the cop I would just have said "I'm sorry, but that isn't an excuse to break the law." and give her a ticket anyway.