Love: Today, my long-distance boyfriend broke up with me. Tomorrow...

By whatever - 24/11/2012 07:02 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my long-distance boyfriend broke up with me. Tomorrow he should be getting the super long love letter that I poured my heart into and sent him a week ago. FML

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By love_letter - 29/08/2010 23:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of a over a year broke up with me. It wouldn't have been so bad if I hadn't written him a long letter about how much I love him, and that I'm so glad we're together and so glad that he promised he would always be there. He'll be getting it in a few days. FML

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You got mail

By Awkwardly_dumped - 21/08/2018 14:30

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. When we took a break and went downstairs, he checked the mail. He had received a letter from his ex-girlfriend, which he opened in front of me. He then began sobbing on my shoulder and broke up with me. He still had to drive me home. FML

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By rotezora - 02/09/2012 12:44 - Switzerland - Basel

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML

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By dumped - 17/04/2011 21:12 - South Africa

Today, I got a postcard from my boyfriend who is on vacation in the Caribbean. He's breaking up with me. FML

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Too late

By lynxstorm - 17/11/2009 04:13 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend whom I love dearly because he doesn't share his feelings and won't commit. Yesterday, he wrote me a long love letter telling me he wanted to marry me. One of my kids had shoved it under my printer and I didn't find it until after he had moved out. FML

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By Canadagirl - 24/08/2017 01:30

Today, my boyfriend of seven and a half years broke up with me. By text message. FML

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By MariadelMar - 19/08/2009 15:03 - United States

Today, I flew 8 hours to visit my boyfriend. When I arrived at the airport, and he started taking long to show up, I checked my email to see the info. I hit the junk mail by accident and found his last 10 emails in there. He had broken up with me a week ago. FML

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Bad omen

By nycgirl424 - 05/02/2009 22:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of two years sent me a text message saying, "Don't worry I'm gonna break up with her soon. Love you." FML

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The old "It's not you, it's me"

By WhoopsIDidItAgain - 14/07/2022 01:00 - United States - Fremont

Today, my boyfriend of 3 months decided to end our long-distance relationship out of the blue, because he "lost interest" and "our families don't approve" and "you deserve better than me" and "I'm holding you back." He took my heart and shattered against the wall. FML

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By rplovez - 05/09/2011 23:14 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML

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Pleonasm 35

Saturday 24 November 2012 11:40

That's awful, and very unfortunate. I can't help but wonder if anything at all would've changed if it had been sent by email...

LolCakes111 7

Saturday 24 November 2012 11:43

/facepalm

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LolFMLnot 10

Sunday 25 November 2012 0:39

OP said "he SHOULD be expecting" Which means he doesn't know.

BlackNinja787 6

Sunday 25 November 2012 1:05

That's awful OP. Perhaps he will reconsider his decision after reading your letter. Crazier things have happened.

karen1991 15

Sunday 25 November 2012 1:31

Hugs!

guemarez 9

Sunday 25 November 2012 2:06

That's what you get for using snail mail.

Late_night83 25

Sunday 25 November 2012 4:30

His loss.

frottiejoy 7

Sunday 25 November 2012 5:37

maybe your sincerity will make him change his mind and realize what he's missing

sambo_joe 4

Sunday 25 November 2012 5:53

Sucks to be you OP

Ryan_Jaxson 8

Sunday 25 November 2012 9:03

Hey OP, I'm in the exact same boat as you. I just wish that our counterparts would come back to us after reading our letters. All the best! :)

alaskagrl19 1

Sunday 25 November 2012 13:05

Maybe he recieved it sooner than you thought and was frightened. who knows

MorikahJo 4

Monday 26 November 2012 4:23

Yeahh... He already got it.

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