By Tali - 28/07/2011 06:18 - Australia

Today, my husband threw out all of the spices in the cupboard. When I asked him why he said, "Our cat was named Spicy and I can't stand to look at them." Our recently deceased cat's name was Dicey. FML
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xShannonxSammyx 7

So... FML I don't have any more spices, or FML my husband can't remember our dead cat's name?

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RebornProblem 0

Was he high the entire lifetime of your cat?

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perdix 29

Good thing you didn't just call the cat Pussy, otherwise you'd be homeless now! :)

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DeadxManxWalking 27

don't dice your vegetables

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stoneywoney 3

Guys are forgetful. If it reminds him of dicey, then it reminds him of Dicey. Either way he thinks of the cat.

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Playful1985 9

spices are expensive and he's a moron.

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hatepineapple 14

Sounds like your husband is cumin down with something. You should take the thyme to curry him down to a doctor. Don't be ginger about this either.

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JesterMarcus 0

Your own fault for naming your cat "Dicey".

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SGT_DBL 15

Agreed.... unless the cat was named "Dicey" because it had a habbit of using its claws to slash the living crap out of everything within reach, as is often the case with cats. That would justify the name, although its still a little obvious...

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nessa_luv 0

he can't remember your dead cats name and you now have no spices ...... I feel for you

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skyeblue82 5

it's kinda funny he doesn't even know the cats name lol

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