Animals: Today, my husband threw out all of the spices in the cupboard....

By Tali - 28/07/2011 06:18 - Australia

Today, my husband threw out all of the spices in the cupboard. When I asked him why he said, "Our cat was named Spicy and I can't stand to look at them." Our recently deceased cat's name was Dicey. FML

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By catfriend - 06/05/2014 05:42 - United States - Salida

Today, my husband's cat died. He has resorted to calling me by her name to comfort himself. FML

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Pure evil

By Anonymous - 07/10/2016 20:22 - Switzerland

Today, the cat climbed up to the spice shelf while I was cooking. As I looked up and told him to leave, he tipped over a chili container which coated my face with chili powder. The bloody pain in my eyes then made me knock over a pot of boiling water. FML

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By jsmills92 - 21/12/2012 00:26 - United States - Cranston

Today, I once again walked in on my husband eating our cat's food. FML

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By Wow - 01/08/2015 19:06 - United States - Sanford

Today, I walked outside to see my dog killing my cat. My spouse tried to cheer me up - "Hey, at least we don't have to buy cat food anymore!" FML

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By confusedcatlover - 06/04/2013 11:42 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I walked in on my husband eating cat food out of the cat bowl dressed in a cat costume. FML

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The Lovecats

By Anonymous - 19/10/2021 05:00 - United States

Today, after my husband got ready for work, he touched my arm and slowly bent down. I assumed he was going to say he loved me and to have a good day. As I quickly thought of a loving response and prepared to give him a kiss, he whispered in my ear, "Did you put a dead mouse in the toilet?" Thanks a lot, cat. FML

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Is gift

By catlady - 25/08/2015 03:16 - United States - Clifton Park

Today, I awoke at two in the morning to my cat putting his most recent kill on my chest. When I jumped up screaming, the dead mouse went flying and now my husband and I can't find it. Better yet, now both my husband and my cat are giving me the silent treatment. FML

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Scoville scale

By firefire - 30/07/2020 08:01

Today, since my husband has been volunteering to do more of the cooking, I was happy and relieved to have help, until every meal he made had an ungodly amount of spices in it. I overheard him on the phone, saying he’s been purposely making my food inedibly hot so that I’ll eat less and lose weight. FML

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By cat whisperer - 20/03/2014 04:31 - United States

Today, on my way to Burger King I got into a heated discussion with my wife about our cats. We have 15 rescues, and I've reached my limit. Guess what came running up to my car while waiting in the drive-through. We named him Pickles. FML

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By WaffleJesus - 07/10/2015 08:29 - United States

Today, my husband is sulking because I wouldn't let him do what he's always wanted to do: throw our cat out the second floor window to see if she would land safely and on all fours. FML

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Thursday 28 July 2011 16:24

So... FML I don't have any more spices, or FML my husband can't remember our dead cat's name?

RebornProblem 0

Thursday 28 July 2011 16:24

Was he high the entire lifetime of your cat?

Comments

Mirorbo 26

Friday 29 July 2011 1:42

There's a problem when someone looks at the spices and thinks of their deceased cat...

nerdygirl13 0

Friday 29 July 2011 3:03

**** I feel for u. My old BF keep calling my old dog Missy... finally I confronted him and told him that my old dog's name is actually buster and asked how he came up with Missy? he simply said that a girl he was screwing ( around the time we were together) had a dog named Missy and her dog died around the time of buster. and that is why he is my OLD boyfriend.

HoneyBunPumpkin 0

Friday 29 July 2011 6:01

that sucks!

slitherbomb 0

Friday 29 July 2011 7:33

wtf, if your comment has nothing to do with mine, dont reply to my comment. it's not like people give a shit.

Cupcakeshizz 0

Friday 29 July 2011 11:53

just be glad he didn't throw out all the dices!

Harlson13 0

Friday 29 July 2011 12:05

Better hide Yatzee before you tell him the cat's real name xD

jlh2283 1

Saturday 30 July 2011 8:22

what a wuss... I understand getting upset at a dogs passing cause they need people cats are like a painting in a house you have to dust once a week... go get yourself a real man or punch him in the nuts and say just checking if you had a pair...