By Anonymous - 24/04/2013 15:20 - United States

Today, my husband laughed at me for farting in the bathtub; I lied by admitting to it. The fact is that I have enough back-fat to create suction against the bathtub. FML
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sg777 6

That's a clue to start running

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etishuman22 32

I've heard that many men prefer some love handles to jutting hip bones. I've got D's (since we were sharing boobs sizes up the page, there), and I'll admit, at 5'6" I'm fairly doughy. My boyfriend though, doesn't think I'm fat and thinks I'm crazy for saying so, but nevertheless I'm on a diet now.

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Lonus 9

Baths are so gross. It's like sitting in a soup of your own filth.

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swinkler 6

Im just going to say but I am most defiantly not overweight and I have done that before in the Beth when there was only a little bit of water. Who cares?

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akiahara 14

Most defiantly, huh... Denial is powerful, I guess.

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whatthefreshhell 15

Well, okay... Bring on the random sharing!

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cosmosis 12

81- i agree with you. My girlfriend is a tad taller than you and a bit on the chubby side. But i love her the way she is and wouldnt change anything! Its all preference.

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vladimirnabokov 15

Well OP, if that bothers you, all you have to do is make small diet changes and exercise a little. I'm sure you look great - we all have things that may embarrass us about our bodies. :)

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duckit 0

Take a shower instead

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