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By talktothefacecausethehandswanking - 22/06/2013 18:54 - Korea, Republic of - Seoul

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Today, my husband decided he would rather rage-wank to my mum's Facebook profile picture than make love to me. FML

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By lonelygal69 - 19/08/2015 05:54 - United States - Stafford

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Today, my husband decided he'd rather jerk off to the Wii Fit trainer than have sex with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2015 11:51 - United States - Desoto

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Today, hours after being turned down for sex, I woke up to my boyfriend sitting at the computer, jacking off to a picture of my deceased mom. FML

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By cockblockedbyFB - 06/06/2015 13:01 - United States - San Antonio

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Today, like every other day, my wife doesn't have time for sex because she's too busy on Facebook. Then she bitched me out because "we never have sex anymore." FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2015 19:54 - United States - Phoenix

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Today, my husband told me that he is done having sex because it eats up his online gaming time. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2021 05:01

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Today, my husband has been in a bad mood all week, so I finally demanded to know why. He told me his favourite porn site has suddenly started showing adverts, so now he can’t wank in peace anymore without pop-up ads appearing every 20 seconds. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2023 16:00 - Tanzania

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Today, after my husband told me he doesn't enjoy having sex unless he initiates it, my mother-in-law barged into my bedroom only to find me pleasing myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2012 21:48 - Canada - Winnipeg

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Today, my husband let me know he felt I was ignoring him by jabbing me in the right ear with his erect penis while I was Skyping with my mum overseas. FML

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By j.b. - 02/12/2009 05:57 - United States

Today, I found out that my husband thinks its okay to have an online girlfriend and have naked pictures sent to his email because he's not "physically touching, making love, or kissing". The sad part is that the online girlfriend gets more action than me. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/01/2015 20:16 - United States

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Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML

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By AR Good - 26/03/2019 11:00 - United States - Hawthorne

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Today, my husband is pissed off, withholding affection, and not speaking to me. Why? I don't want to have sex with random men while he watches. FML

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jamsie_fml 17

Sunday 23 June 2013 2:16

I like the phrase "rage wank." It paints a lovely picture.

flockz 19

Sunday 23 June 2013 2:20

when you say rage wank i imagine a man furiously masturbating while making guttural whale mating calls. thank you for that.

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hannamajor 6

Sunday 23 June 2013 4:41

Moms got it goin on..

lildawg456 4

Sunday 23 June 2013 4:43

Stacy's mom has got it going on!

jonha21 11

Sunday 23 June 2013 4:46

You Must be Beautifull :)

OneObstacle 3

Sunday 23 June 2013 4:47

Yeah, being married doesn't make rape okay.

peachfuzz74 8

Sunday 23 June 2013 5:02

Mine wanks off to my cousins Facebook pics. Men are pigs!

TonyRuckus 5

Sunday 23 June 2013 5:24

YOUR MATE!!!

jw90 18

Sunday 23 June 2013 5:34

That's disturbing on so many levels

georjayy 11

Sunday 23 June 2013 5:40

Put a picture on your mom on your face so he'll have sex with both of you! :)

accountnamevalid 3

Sunday 23 June 2013 6:13

That's awful. I'm not even sure I know exactly what "rage wanking"implies, but anything that involves your husband, wanking and your mom is so, so gross. Also, I assume you saw this, so, yeah FYL and your eyes.

thewife5 19

Sunday 23 June 2013 6:41

That is messed up. Wanking off to Jessica Alba is one thing... But to your mom... Hell no!

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