By talktothefacecausethehandswanking - 22/06/2013 18:54 - Korea, Republic of - Seoul

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Today, my husband decided he would rather rage-wank to my mum's Facebook profile picture than make love to me. FML
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jamsie_fml 17

I like the phrase "rage wank." It paints a lovely picture.

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flockz 19

when you say rage wank i imagine a man furiously masturbating while making guttural whale mating calls. thank you for that.

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noelasis94 18

Dress up like your mom and he'll either make love to you or rage wank to you, sounds like a win win. You get the attention you want, and he gets off.

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stanjohnson 11

So, he was beating it like it owed him money?

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perdix 29

"talktothefacecausethehandiswanking's mom has got it going on. talktothefacecausethehandiswanking's mom has got it going on. . . " Sounds like a great collaboration for PSY and Fountains of Wayne.

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Ti996r28 7

That's messed up! If you were messed up like him, you could Rage one out to his dads facebook profile picture?

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Ceejay1 13

First time I heard rage wank lol.

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gizmo92 6

Yea it's my first time hearing "rage wank" aswell, but I reckon it will catch on quickly

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amifaiyaz 12

He just wanted a quickie or you need to bring in the handcuffs.

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yourwifelovesme 25

What the **** is rage wanking? Lol all I can picture is the hulk stroking his giant green dick

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monnanon 13

that says more about you than it does the fml :)

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Serisent 26

That's perhaps the most disgusting thing I've ever heard on this site, and I've heard a lot.

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