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By Anonymous - 06/12/2011 02:31 - United States

Today, my husband and I got into an argument. I tried to assault him with a laptop. He yelled, "Don't hit me with the computer." My apartment neighbor yelled through the wall, "Do what you gotta do, girl." FML

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By AussieG75 - 21/07/2012 04:48 - United States - Saint Augustine

Today, I heard screaming coming from my neighbor's house. Since her husband has a history of abusing her, I called the cops. After they left with him in custody, she called to yell at me because they were "working things out" after "having a few drinks". FML

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HSOMGF 5

Tuesday 6 December 2011 8:45

You're on here bragging that you almost hit your husband with a laptop? Get some help, please.

suavesuave 2

Tuesday 6 December 2011 8:52

If it was the guy hitting his wife with a laptop the comments would be much different

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Struggs 2

Wednesday 7 December 2011 5:58

Hahaha!! That is awesome. (What your neighbor said). Honestly, no matter the argument I doubt I'd be able to keep a straight face. But please do get some help, assaulting your man with a laptop is not the look. So do what you gotta do, girl!

asousa 1

Wednesday 7 December 2011 6:14

That is awesome

dwar79 1

Wednesday 7 December 2011 6:47

Ur a dumb bimbo

gunman15 4

Wednesday 7 December 2011 7:37

So did you follow the advice or put it down to post on Fmylife

mdtdnb 7

Wednesday 7 December 2011 8:50

165 - it's b/c women are the cause

MisterEx 28

Wednesday 7 December 2011 10:10

Never assault a man with a laptop. No argument is worthy losing **** stash for.

curios 0

Wednesday 7 December 2011 11:13

Hun if you feel the need to assault him then obviously u r lacking something in ur relationship.....plz don't have kids

Posey_fml 7

Wednesday 7 December 2011 20:09

Wtf? Why are is the OP on the internet and not in jail for domestic assault? I'm a girl and it baffles me as to why women get away with it when if it was a man all the comments would be along the lines of him being a crazy asshole ad how everyone needs to stay away from him. A woman? 'LOL, that's so funny, your neighbors so cool'. Just for the record, if I was a guy and a woman hit me I wouldn't hesitate to knock her the hell out. If a women throws a punch, she can learn to take one.