30
By crazytortise / Thursday 6 October 2016 02:40 / United States
Add a comment
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Create my account Sign in
Top comments

You should've taken the opportunity to spit the gasoline onto his face, MacGyver up a lighter and show him who's laughing then! Probably nobody. Because he'll be in a lot of pain. And you'll be going to prison. You psychopath.

Ugh, I feel your pain, OP. There's nothing worse than your friend not warning you when it's coming and then giving you a mouthful of something nasty.

Comments

You should've taken the opportunity to spit the gasoline onto his face, MacGyver up a lighter and show him who's laughing then! Probably nobody. Because he'll be in a lot of pain. And you'll be going to prison. You psychopath.

Reply

What the "friend" did was nearly as bad. Swallowing gasoline can be fatal. The "Friend" is either a major dumbass, a major asshole, or both.

The next time this friend asks for your help, you should tell him he can suck on YOUR hose. (the ungrateful little shit...)

By  Nnzyb

You have a truck and from my experience, a lot of gas stations stock small gas cans that you can use to transport fuel so you don't have to syphon gas with your mouth. You sound like a good friend though. Your friend, on the other hand, does not.

Reply

I belive some gas stations have gas cans to lend out to those whom don't have them for situations like this. Don't quote me on it, though. I've never had to go through this.

Reply

Why did you not just go to the gas station in your truck grab some gas and then come back? I mean most gas stations sell those jerry can things

Reply

Better to use a different container than to get gasoline in your mouth. Or just drive your friend somewhere and drop them off so that they can come back with a gas can.

How rude! You suck a guy's hose and all you ask is to get a heads up when it's coming. He forgets and you get an unwanted mouthful. What a jerk!

It's interesting how this FML will go in a totally different direction if you change the word gas to semen.

Loading data…