Miscellaneous: Today, my gym teacher ranted about how the government should...

By GoldenSteve - 05/11/2015 15:31 - United States - Humble

Today, my gym teacher ranted about how the government should put all the death row inmates in a coliseum and film them fighting. I guess he lied when he said he only drinks at the weekend. FML

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By cthulhu help me - 01/03/2013 18:22 - United States - Cabot

Today, my boss gave me the task of firing a recently-hired coworker next Friday. This guy spends most of his off-hours working out, probably abusing the fuck out of steroids, and to whom prison is like a bed-and-breakfast. I fear for my life by this point. FML

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By failure - 22/09/2011 18:36 - United States

Today, my professor snapped and told me that I know nothing, that everything I've ever learned is wrong, and that all of my former teachers should be shot. FML

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By Squinty6 - 02/03/2011 15:28 - Canada

Today, my boss lectured me on the evils of alcohol and how it was 'prohibited' during the 1980s. I said nothing because he hates being corrected. FML

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By juggalomurderer59 - 12/11/2014 16:00 - United States

Today, at the gym, some muscle head idiot started yelling at the treadmill for not going fast enough, and I muttered "roid rage". Apparently said roids give him superhuman hearing, because he heard me from the other side of the room, and threatened to kill me. FML

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By JimmyT - 03/03/2013 22:21 - Norway - Bergen

Today, while mopping floors at the police station, an inmate pissed on the floor, demanded that I suck his dick, begged me for a glass of water and finally informed me that he would kill my family. I said nothing and he started weeping softly. I laughed, but slipped in his piss and broke my arm. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2009 13:39 - United States

Today, I was participating in an exercise in my psychology class to describe this horrible looking person I had never seen before and I described the person as a "rebellious, drug dealing, lowlife". The person in that picture turned out to be my teacher. FML

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Overreacting a tad

By phonnah - 20/06/2012 17:59 - United States - Bowie

Today, my friend told me she was going to start drinking Gatorade, so she could get the body shape of the athletes on TV. When I tried to explain to her that she'd also need to work out to achieve this, she went nuts and hurled the bottle at my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2013 22:24 - United States

Today, my coach held a BBQ for the whole team. He told us to eat up, because we wouldn't be working out today. He lied. After eating the equivalent of a Thanksgiving dinner, we had to do team relays. FML

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By Pooping - 29/08/2012 19:19 - Canada - Aldergrove

Today, while I was at work, a coworker began ranting about his theory that the government is going to create a disease that sterilises everyone, and use the antidote to control the population. I was just trying to take a crap in the stall next to him. FML

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Just the two of us

By Anonymous - 15/04/2023 22:00 - United States

Today, I was at the gym, well intent on trying a new workout class. I was the only person in the class and the instructor was clearly disappointed. He reluctantly gave me the class but I could tell he was hating the whole experience. FML

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higgysaurus 18

Thursday 5 November 2015 18:58

That gym teacher has some great ideas.

Tripartita 44

Thursday 5 November 2015 18:56

Listening to insane rambling > gym class Or maybe I'm just a lazy ass.

Comments

A07 48

Thursday 5 November 2015 19:00

Just make sure you don't get caught skipping gym class OP

higgysaurus 18

Thursday 5 November 2015 19:04

Do they put you on death row for skipping gym?

jonomc 12

Thursday 5 November 2015 19:24

Or is skipping in gym?

08zw 19

Thursday 5 November 2015 19:03

anndddd that's why he's a gym teacher....

I_own_a_dog 11

Thursday 5 November 2015 21:48

Realize being a gym teacher still requires 4 years of college right? At least at the high school I graduated from and that was public school

SystemofaBlink41 27

Thursday 5 November 2015 23:47

Exactly. It's not like the jobs are available to any quack that stumbles through the doors. They still choose quacks from time to time, though, but my point still stands.

APHPrussia 19

Thursday 5 November 2015 19:06

This is why he's a gym teacher, OP, and not something else. He's probably in a midlife crisis. Anyway, don't you hate it when a fat gym teacher rants over you running the mile in only 8:30 minutes instead 7:00?

LivToFail 28

Thursday 5 November 2015 19:24

Our gym teacher is like a bloody 5 foot ninja arnold Schwarzenegger, I tried to race him into the school building, and I run a 7 minute mile. He beat me after doing 2 backflips off the wall. Sometimes, the ultra fit teacher sucks too. This one runs us hard at his pace saying "you're young, if you cant do this your lazy". (not hating btw, just sharing a story I guess)

GoldenSteve 11

Thursday 5 November 2015 21:54

He also beat up a kid that was on his rod smokeing dope like an inch from death lol

Lalala579121 27

Friday 6 November 2015 0:42

On the teacher's rod (I hope you mean hot rod not some other kind of rod) or the student's? If it was the teacher's then the beating was justified in my opinion.