Love: Today, my guy, who is a PhD candidate, informed me that it is... - FML

By J-Ro - 04/03/2010 05:03 - United States

Today, my guy, who is a PhD candidate, informed me that it is his goal in life to own every Will Ferrell movie. FML

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By Economess - 17/09/2009 06:15 - United States

Today, after expressing some of my reservations about the amount of work I have to do to accomplish my thesis on time, my graduate advisor compared my search for knowledge to Tom Hanks's odyssey in the movie "Castaway". FML

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By nothesisforme - 11/03/2015 14:01 - France

Today, I asked my professor for his opinion on the subject I plan to study in my thesis. Turns out, he likes it so much that he's going to steal it from me. FML

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Cultural imperialism

By Anonymous - 28/02/2023 02:00

Today, my new boyfriend said I’m only allowed three male friends, and their names are, “the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost.” When I told him he was quoting Will Ferrell, I realized he was born in Croatia and doesn’t know who that is. FML

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Dude, STFU!

By Cyberdeeder - 13/10/2008 08:19

Today, at the cinema, I sat next to a guy who couldn’t stand a minute without laughing or making comments about the film. FML

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By drugdealersgf - 02/12/2016 06:55

Today, my boyfriend told me, with complete confidence, that he's selected "drug dealer" as his career of choice. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2016 17:28 - United States

Today, my boyfriend still won't get a job, because he's convinced he's going to make millions inventing and selling carbonated ketchup. FML

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Stop right now!

By Anonymous - 02/06/2013 22:36 - United Kingdom - Grays

Today, my dad watched his first Lord of the Rings marathon. Now he keeps spouting lines from the movies, and thought it'd be funny to hide in my closet, just to jump out at me screaming, "My precious!" FML

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By Bnewlove - 31/07/2013 04:50 - Canada - Surrey

Today, my boyfriend suggested that we become "drug dealers" because I'm a chemistry student and he's seen a few episodes of Breaking Bad. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2013 07:01 - United States

Today, I finally got the courage to make a move on the guy I've been crushing on. I asked him if he would like to go see a movie with me. He answered, "Sorry, I've already seen it." I didn't even mention any particular movie. FML

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Gonna need that channel name

By alyssac11 - 25/05/2010 04:55 - United States

Today, I discovered that my boyfriend has a YouTube channel devoted to taking the camera out whenever he has to fart. FML

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Top comments

GYLF 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 12:21

It's amazing how many FMLs here could easily be avoided if their OPs just had a sense of humour.

skeleton_skinner 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 12:12

Ok... Will is amazing

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Immature_fml 0

Friday 5 March 2010 4:03

this isn't even worthy of being on fml. FU for putting it there.

purplemnm 9

Friday 5 March 2010 4:16

oh my gawd applesmoothie..idk if your acting retarded on purpose but either way if you don't shut up or smart up then Sirin is gonna ban-hammer you

Gitsandshiggles 0

Friday 5 March 2010 4:44

so what? the only reason this is an fml moment is cuz you just share with the world how much of a lame ass you are.

PaulInTheSky_fml 0

Friday 5 March 2010 5:00

I'm not a fan of Will, but this isn't an FML.

KittehSayzRAWR 0

Friday 5 March 2010 5:21

This more like a Mlia.

perfectnothing 0

Friday 5 March 2010 5:38

WTF can us guys say... Will Ferrell is awesome

klaark 0

Friday 5 March 2010 5:52

I agree, your life is a living hell. My GF is obsessed with that freak and I'm considering having her committed to a state facility.

blastvortex 3

Friday 5 March 2010 5:58

Just what the hell do his PhD and his desires have to necessarily do with each other? And just how the hell does this make an FML anyway? Would you do us a favor and take your non-sequitur bullcrap elsewhere?

HippL 0

Friday 5 March 2010 6:16

You say it like it's a bad thing

rockerwolf69 0

Friday 5 March 2010 6:31

thats not that bad.

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Today, I was in the bathroom taking a massive dump, with the door closed, moaning and yelling to get it out, knowing I was home alone. When it was done, I walked out to see my mother on the couch who said, "I know masturbation is normal, but please try to do it while we're not here." FML

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Today, I found out that whenever a mistake is made at my work, my boss assumes that it was me, unless indicated otherwise, but he has never said anything to me about it because of my 'learning disorder'. I don't have a learning disorder. FML

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Today, my husband sent me a text before heading home from work. All it said was, "Need a fuck. Backed up to hell. You're about to shower face first in a fire hydrant." Love you too, hun. FML

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Today, after being apart for a few weeks, my girlfriend made love to me so hard I got bruises on my penis and it hurts to pee out of it. FML

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