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By J-Ro - 04/03/2010 05:03 - United States

Today, my guy, who is a PhD candidate, informed me that it is his goal in life to own every Will Ferrell movie. FML

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Same thing different taste

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By Economess - 17/09/2009 06:15 - United States

Today, after expressing some of my reservations about the amount of work I have to do to accomplish my thesis on time, my graduate advisor compared my search for knowledge to Tom Hanks's odyssey in the movie "Castaway". FML

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By nothesisforme - 11/03/2015 14:01 - France

Today, I asked my professor for his opinion on the subject I plan to study in my thesis. Turns out, he likes it so much that he's going to steal it from me. FML

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Cultural imperialism

By Anonymous - 28/02/2023 02:00

Today, my new boyfriend said I’m only allowed three male friends, and their names are, “the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost.” When I told him he was quoting Will Ferrell, I realized he was born in Croatia and doesn’t know who that is. FML

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Dude, STFU!

By Cyberdeeder - 13/10/2008 08:19

Today, at the cinema, I sat next to a guy who couldn’t stand a minute without laughing or making comments about the film. FML

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By drugdealersgf - 02/12/2016 06:55

Today, my boyfriend told me, with complete confidence, that he's selected "drug dealer" as his career of choice. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2016 17:28 - United States

Today, my boyfriend still won't get a job, because he's convinced he's going to make millions inventing and selling carbonated ketchup. FML

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Stop right now!

By Anonymous - 02/06/2013 22:36 - United Kingdom - Grays

Today, my dad watched his first Lord of the Rings marathon. Now he keeps spouting lines from the movies, and thought it'd be funny to hide in my closet, just to jump out at me screaming, "My precious!" FML

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By Bnewlove - 31/07/2013 04:50 - Canada - Surrey

Today, my boyfriend suggested that we become "drug dealers" because I'm a chemistry student and he's seen a few episodes of Breaking Bad. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2013 07:01 - United States

Today, I finally got the courage to make a move on the guy I've been crushing on. I asked him if he would like to go see a movie with me. He answered, "Sorry, I've already seen it." I didn't even mention any particular movie. FML

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Gonna need that channel name

By alyssac11 - 25/05/2010 04:55 - United States

Today, I discovered that my boyfriend has a YouTube channel devoted to taking the camera out whenever he has to fart. FML

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GYLF 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 12:21

It's amazing how many FMLs here could easily be avoided if their OPs just had a sense of humour.

skeleton_skinner 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 12:12

Ok... Will is amazing

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chlorinator 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 20:36

agreed. what the hell does taste in comedy have to do with a person's academic standing?

uberchic 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 20:58

wtf is wrong with that?! if you dnt like will ferrell then you're a dumb bitch!

travis1228 1

Thursday 4 March 2010 21:14

he's a kepper!!!

sosadrightnow 4

Thursday 4 March 2010 21:17

WILL FERREL IS AMAZING!! Now that you know your smart boyfriend likes him, you can assume Will Ferrel is the best person ever.

JonnySayer 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 21:20

Will Ferrel = Legend, People Like You = Killjoy seriously thourgh WTF!

mercury42 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 21:46

Whoop-dee-doo. Easy goal. Buy them all for him on DVD and Blu-Ray, then tell him to re-assess his life goals.

Dwight_A_R_Manag 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 21:54

so what? quit crying bitch

Elissaa_fml 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 23:03

How the hell is this an FML? It's his life, not yours. Get over it.

LongJohnnie5 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 23:10

Important message to the OP regarding her "guy's" want of Ferrell movies: So?

DonkeyDelight 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 23:12

Where's my money bitch?

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