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Would it have been better if he said "I require coitus. Due to the lack of intercourse, the pressure in my epidydmis has increased significantly, and the contraction of my prostate and vas deferens will cause an expulsion of fluid from my ejaculatory duct to your epidermis."? I know you meant because he was abrupt, but I feel like mine is more fancy ;).

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No, 27, but if he's horny as hell, he could have found a better way of telling her that he wanted to screw her brains out. Sheesh.

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That's exactly what I thought; usually being "backed up" means constipated. Would've been a damn messy fuck session.

Well, sex is a great way to express affection, right? Could be worse, he could be refusing sex to power up his sperm.

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