By Anonymous - 24/02/2016 17:28 - United States

Today, my boyfriend still won't get a job, because he's convinced he's going to make millions inventing and selling carbonated ketchup. FML
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geekpower_fml 28

Maybe try talking him into getting a job so he can save money up from that to get a better loan for the ketchup thing? We both know it'll never happen but hey, whatever works.

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Murilirum 23

Now I'm curious. I'd at least buy it once. That's for sure.

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supr_sexy 9

foamy red thing coming out of bottle....YUCK!!!

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JpTheGreat23 19

In the comments policy it does forbid text language. Just thought I would let everyone know.

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Adeptus_Astartes 22

That's the first time I've ever seen a moderated comment with positive votes.

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zzctdi 3

Sounds like it could be good.... but I think maybe he needs to put down the bong and get a day job to go along with it.

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Aerobic_Exorcism 13

For when you want to look fancy eating your burgers and fries.

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katydid91 31

Ketchup flavored champagne is real fancy eating.

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geekpower_fml 28

Maybe try talking him into getting a job so he can save money up from that to get a better loan for the ketchup thing? We both know it'll never happen but hey, whatever works.

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Eliiara 11

Been there, and I can imagine how frustrating and exhausting that is for you. He sounds like a man child. Try to talk with him. Sorry op

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RayN156325 21

Who knows, maybe he will invent it, but until he does, you should probably tell him to get a job

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JayRod17 12

You just handed out his million dollar idea!

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MandieL 27

Hopefully he already put a patent on it

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Brandi_Faith 33

I bet he'd be furious if he knew she told everyone his idea.

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Mylehz 13

I appreciate normal ketchup, I'm good

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JKPwnage 27

People appreciated normal phones before cell phones were invented

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Leauge 13

I feel bad for who cleans his messes up.

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