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FML - The follow-up

Today, while watching a clip of the show "16 and Pregnant" on YouTube in my room, my mom yelled from the kitchen that dinner was ready. Without skipping a beat, I yelled back, "I'm pregnant!" I'm a guy. FML

TheKingKen Say more :
Ha! OP is so dumb. His tiny brain can't even function properly :D But just to clarify some things, English is my second language. We rarely speak English at home. In my native language, saying "I'm pregnant" and "I'm full" (because I already ate at the time) sounds similar enough for me to confuse the two phrases if I don't pay enough attention :D
By TheKingKen - / Friday 13 February 2015 08:40 / Australia - Perth
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By  Schala360  |  24

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  CammyGal  |  26

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  Nickb55  |  16

Even SJWs should know that transgendered or not, males cannot get pregnant. If they're oh so knowledgeable they'd realize that sex and gender are, by definition, very different. Male and female are sexes. Boy and girl are genders. Most SJWs blindly jump on a bandwagon of ignorance and it's really annoying.

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  brand125  |  17

18 - its only possible if they still have the nesessary FEMALE parts. just because they call themselves male and may have a penis, that doesnt count...

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  Kazze  |  31

79, the only thing that should make you cringe is the fact you'd like to be called a SJW. It has a negative meaning for a reason, just like the Nazi party. That might be an odd example, but it's all I can think of right now.

By  netflixislove  |  32

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