Cultural imperialism

By Anonymous - 28/02/2023 02:00

Today, my new boyfriend said I’m only allowed three male friends, and their names are, “the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost.” When I told him he was quoting Will Ferrell, I realized he was born in Croatia and doesn’t know who that is. FML
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Razath 17

Unless he's joking, throw him to the street immediately.

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Razath 17

Unless he's joking, throw him to the street immediately.

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faiona 13

My boyfriend is Croatian and 1) certainly knows who Will Ferrell is and 2) would never say such bullshit. Dump his ass.

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BurnInDemonFire 33

Not sure why someone from Croatia wouldn't know who Will Ferrell is, but I'd like to know why your mind went there before it went to the usual bible nonsense?

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Yudith 24

If you decide to keep your ball-and-chain of a boyfriend, I'd highly recomment that you rename your most attractive guy friends "The Father", "The Son", and "The Holy Ghost". And rename your best girl friend "The Virgin Mary" while you're at it.

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tiptoppc 19

I only believe in the Holy Fonze and the book of “Eeeeh!!!”

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