Miscellaneous: Today, my grandparents came over to visit. I'm still not sure... - FML

By Anonymous - 12/12/2013 23:25 - United States - Santa Clarita

Today, my grandparents came over to visit. I'm still not sure if they came to see me or my dog. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/06/2021 23:59 - Australia - Thornleigh

Today, I went to visit my grandparents, as my grandmother may not have long left. When my stepfather wasn't grilling my visibly uncomfortable grandad about Bible passages, my mother was trauma-dumping about how hard her life has been, and how awful her marriage to my father was. They're his parents. FML

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By homealone - 03/05/2012 04:39 - Canada

Today, my parents left on a trip. I wanted to invite my girlfriend over for a few days so we could spend them together. Then my grandparents turn up, "just for a few days, until your parents return, so you won't be alone in this big house." FML

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By KilteDKilleR - 15/10/2011 14:02 - United States

Today, I went to visit my grandpa. He has an easily excited dog, who barreled into my freshly broken knee. I felt my knee move out of place again. The dog chipped a tooth. We went to the vet first. FML

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By notsoaloneanymore - 17/06/2016 04:32 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, my parents left on vacation for the week. Taking advantage of my freedom, I was planning on having my boyfriend over. My grandparents just showed up as they 'thought I would be lonely'. I can't get rid of them. Looks like I'm not having any fun this week. FML

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By kha - 24/03/2009 10:18 - United States

Today, I decided to surprise-visit my grandparents. After knocking on the door and not getting a response, I opened it and walked in. Upon entering their house and yelling, "Hello", as I turned the corner I saw my near-deaf grandmother folding clothes while watching TV. She was topless. FML

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By FlyingWhisps - 27/09/2011 23:33 - United States

Today, my grandparents came to visit. So far, they have called me fat, bragged about how my cousin is better than me, and told me how I'm not good enough for them. It's OK though, they gave me a pretzel from the airline and a textbook on physics. In another language. FML

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By lean_mean_meme_machine - 10/12/2016 19:07 - United States - Tampa

Today, I was visiting my grandma who has a beagle named Max. He was so excited to see me, he jumped on my face and peed. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2018 14:30 - United States - Edinburg

Today, my girlfriend and I hosted a family game night with her grandparents and her father, who was bringing his "friend" who he'd been dating for a couple of weeks. It was my mom. FML

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By littlepsychgirl - 29/09/2011 20:14 - United States

Today, my parents asked me if I would dog-sit for them while they go to my ex's wedding. FML

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Who are you?

By forgotten - 02/10/2009 07:46 - United Kingdom

Today, being the nice grandchild that I am, I went to visit my grandmother. She didn't recognise who I was. I thought she was joking. She later called the police as, "Some weirdo had walked into her house." I'm that weirdo; she wasn't joking. FML

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Friday 13 December 2013 8:49

That bitch! (...your dog)

DocBastard 38

Friday 13 December 2013 8:57

Just wait until you have kids. Your parents will never come to see you again, just their grandkids. And if you happen to be there too, well whatever. As long as they get to see their grandkids.

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christian2234 15

Friday 13 December 2013 10:17

That's a bit harsh

alycion 38

Friday 13 December 2013 10:44

Whenever I get a new foster dog in, everyone comes over to see it. I don't take offense. Would be nice if they would adopt one of them though.

IvyOswin 17

Friday 13 December 2013 11:05

Dogs are family too.

thief1434 23

Friday 13 December 2013 12:49

Tell them to take care of the dog then, see how they like that!

Zomg_Okay 26

Friday 13 December 2013 14:28

We got a puppy two weeks ago. There's been a dramatic spike in visits from family members in those two weeks. Funny coincidence, eh?

tiernang 21

Friday 13 December 2013 14:55

wtf? anon! you got two FMLs posted to day! your life really sucks...

JMichael 25

Friday 13 December 2013 15:54

Well that depends, does the dog give them more attention and appreciation than you do?

sophiablub 7

Friday 13 December 2013 18:45

That's the kind of grandparents i'd be when i'm old

Omniprism 14

Friday 13 December 2013 18:53

Why not get them a dog if they like your dog so much.

Curlytwirly22 17

Friday 13 December 2013 19:33

I have no way to respond to that

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