Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend told me the reason she asked me to shave... - FML

By Anonymous - 25/12/2010 21:26 - United States

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend told me the reason she asked me to shave my beard. When I go down on her shaved, it feels more like her ex-boyfriend. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 08/02/2010 06:58 - United States

Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML

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Manly man

By thelistman - 13/11/2009 19:04 - United States

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend made me shave my chest. Afterwards, she said I looked like I was 12. She won't have sex with me until it grows back. FML

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Shaving!

By John Doe - 07/01/2020 05:00

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend told me that if I shaved, my penis might seem bigger. FML

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By altocrm - 24/10/2010 04:11 - France

Today, my girlfriend came over to me, like she was going to kiss me, and instead rubbed her chin all over my face, exclaiming, "Can you feel my beard coming in?" Yes, yes I could. FML

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His type

By hannieannie - 12/07/2020 02:02

Today, I had my hair done for the first time in 3 years. I loved it. My boyfriend told me I look like his ex. FML

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By Baldy - 03/04/2011 09:16 - New Zealand

Today, my wife told me that she was leaving me for someone with more hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2011 03:51 - United States

Today, I rubbed my face in my armpit stubble because it felt like my ex-boyfriend's face. FML

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By sasquatch - 08/09/2012 04:03 - United States - Katonah

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend requested that I shave my lips so I spent an hour in the shower carefully removing every trace of pubic hair. Turns out he wanted me to shave my moustache, not my carpet. FML

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By cogu - 03/02/2010 19:34 - France

Today, I realized my girlfriend has more hair on her abdomen than I have on mine. FML

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Wrong enemy

By Anonymous - 11/04/2020 08:00

Today, my girlfriend slapped a waxing strip on my beard because she is sick of quarantine and wanted to lash out at someone. FML

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THEMTCHELL 0

Sunday 26 December 2010 0:07

she means me

I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Sunday 26 December 2010 0:42

Well, come on, Santa! Ya think them ho ho hoes want facial hair down there when you're gettin em jolly in the bedroom? Your pole may be pointing north, but she doesn't want your beard on her milky cookie!

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ShelShel22 0

Monday 27 December 2010 11:45

Dump her ass.

ArthursLifeSucks 2

Monday 27 December 2010 18:59

That could be my ex. Hahaha. I have a beard now too though so to hell with her.

foryoublue94 0

Monday 27 December 2010 20:33

Why would you listen to her? There are plenty of girls who love guys with beards. xD

travis1980___ 0

Tuesday 28 December 2010 15:39

Dump her now.

jess6blondie9 2

Friday 31 December 2010 11:59

I'd stop going down on her then

supahnazi 0

Saturday 1 January 2011 3:28

#2 = win!

TakeOneLastBreat_fml 0

Saturday 1 January 2011 5:07

tell her to shave her bearded clam.

loshysucks 0

Monday 17 January 2011 13:28

**** HER BEARDS FTW!

lunkness_monster 0

Monday 21 March 2011 10:53

Finger her with a razor blade, she'll shut up REAL quick.

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