By Anonymous - 25/12/2010 21:26 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend told me the reason she asked me to shave my beard. When I go down on her shaved, it feels more like her ex-boyfriend. FML
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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Well, come on, Santa! Ya think them ho ho hoes want facial hair down there when you're gettin em jolly in the bedroom? Your pole may be pointing north, but she doesn't want your beard on her milky cookie!

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Fooliieana 0

whoah! are you still with her?

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goodgood_fml 5

Might want to get a new girl. First it's oral, next, it will be something else. It's a sign.

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partychix246 0

well at least u can grow it out again

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barneyfife 0

sounds like she's a candidate for the ole bucking bronco!

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Gadomski87 2

I laughed too hard at #13. I also agree with #39

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Choconumm 8

There are some amazin wins here, bravo to yur girl 4 makin you fyl :P jk but ha still fyl that suxxx

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i_Tanya 3

No girl wants facial hair touching her pussy. Plus how gross would dude's face be afterwards. eww. she told you to shave for your own good.

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Invierno 10

My boyfriend has a beard. I wouldn't ask him to change it because he likes it. I also think it's hot. :P And so what if it gets a little messy? It's bound to get messy in same way or other anyway. If you're squeamish about your partner's or your own bodily fluids, you probably shouldn't be giving or receiving oral anyway. People have different preferences. Just saying.

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DjeePee 24

It's obvious Tanya has no experience. I don't know how she recieves oral, but I suggest that she would stop sticking the beard inside her ******.

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CashMusicNet 0

punch her in her **** when u go down again

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