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By Terminator101101 - 30/05/2013 23:06 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, my girlfriend thought it would be funny to go to the Apple store and log me on to Facebook on every single computer. FML

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You deserved it 9 151

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By fmfb - 07/06/2011 23:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook and changed our relationship status to single just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML

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You deserved it 6 264

By Anonymous - 13/08/2010 16:13 - United States

Today, my friend thought it would be funny to hack my Facebook and "like" everybody's statuses. This includes my boyfriend's about his grandmother dying. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 328

You deserved it 6 157

By Stu - 19/06/2012 09:59 - United States

Today, my girlfriend got a Twitter account. Now she won't stop hashtagging everything she sends me. FML

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You deserved it 2 765

By Anonymous - 22/10/2010 02:25 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me on Facebook to stop calling/texting her because she lost her phone. Right under her post was "sent from Facebook for iPhone." FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 455

You deserved it 4 662

By my gran is a cuntwaffle - 26/09/2013 20:36 - United Kingdom

Today, my gran came over for dinner, for which I had to go grab some supplies from the supermarket. I guess I should have locked my laptop, because when I came back, I found my gran had used my Facebook account to propose to my now-ecstatic girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 6 414

By DCarreon - 04/10/2012 07:13 - United States - Ceres

Today, my seemingly normal girlfriend decided to erase every girl's name out of my phone. Family and all. FML

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You deserved it 3 263

Log out

By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 06:31 - United States

Today, my friend accidentally left her Facebook logged onto my computer after she left my house. I looked on her Facebook and found a very long message between her and my other friends talking about how much they hate me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 945

You deserved it 8 613

Crazy ex

By Anonymous - 30/06/2023 10:00

Today, my girlfriend came up to me to ask me to have access to my Google account, just so she could delete all my photos then break up with me, saying I was in the wrong. She thought it was disrespectful for me to have a life outside of her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 859

You deserved it 112

Just a prank, bro!

By fail - 16/02/2011 23:16 - United States

Today, at the library, somebody left themselves logged in to Facebook on a public computer after they had left. Trying to teach them a lesson, I updated their Facebook status to something outrageous. That's when they came back to the computer after getting something from the printer. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 574

You deserved it 68 075

By d4rkxf0x - 22/07/2014 15:54 - United States - Lindale

Today, I found the iPod touch that my mother claimed was stolen at the mall a few years ago, lying on her bed, still logged in to her Facebook. Thanks, mom. FML

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You deserved it 4 223

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Jasper1405 16

Friday 31 May 2013 9:53

Let me guess: your interest now say that you are gay and a belieber?

dunker_fml 4

Friday 31 May 2013 9:56

Why does she have your password?

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kemando 22

Friday 31 May 2013 10:43

Ydi for giving your password to someone...? I mean reall, there's no reason anyone should use your fb but you.

perdix 29

Friday 31 May 2013 10:56

That's when you post the nude photos of your girlfriend on your wall and give out her phone number and home address. If love is war, you need to be prepared to go thermonuclear.

diaosi 4

Friday 31 May 2013 11:11

I think it's funny when people post stuff like this on the first post, I gave you a thumb up. Now you all can thumb me down, but only if you agree you are shitty person for doing so.

rockfreak333 7

Friday 31 May 2013 11:14

How creative

judea95 16

Friday 31 May 2013 11:18

To be fair. You kinda deserved that of you're gonna give your password out to people

PhotoSmith 25

Friday 31 May 2013 11:25

I will agree to my shittyness just to thing you down.

kdbb 4

Friday 31 May 2013 11:30

ydi for having facebook

CharresBarkrey 15

Friday 31 May 2013 11:38

Oh shut up. You have an FML account, how is that much better?

Zomg_Okay 26

Friday 31 May 2013 14:09

Oh, leave 37 alone. He might collapse if you take away the inane details of his life that feed his superiority complex.

davincidasecond 24

Friday 31 May 2013 15:39

Says the person with an fml account. Get off your high horse please.

worldclassrager 39

Saturday 1 June 2013 11:09

You saying MySpace is the way to go?

pocketspock 3

Friday 31 May 2013 11:33

Dude, change your password. In fact, change all of them pronto. I can agree with other posters that giving her your password was a dumb thing to do - lesson learned. Now ask yourself, "If this is what she does when she wants to do something funny, what is she going to do when she's feeling vindictive?" I suspect that you're going to need a new girlfriend by the end of the summer.

CharresBarkrey 15

Friday 31 May 2013 11:36

33 - I don't think 1 actually posted this...

Lilo4life 26

Friday 31 May 2013 11:36

You have her the password

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Today, after an argument with my girlfriend, I tried to be dramatic by slamming my car door shut as hard as I could. Something broke and now it won't open. Now I have to climb through the passenger's side just to drive my car to work. FML

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Today, it's been a week since I was dumped. I planned to stay at my apartment, cry, and eat chocolate in peace. My roommate decided to have loud sex with her boyfriend in the apartment. She refused to quiet down, saying, "My body, my rules." FML

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Today, I realised I hate my life. I’m 17, married to a selfish douchebag, raising twin babies with him when I should be studying or hanging out with friends like a normal teenager, all because he “doesn’t like how condoms feel” and he couldn’t pull out in time. Oh, and I didn’t even cum that night. FML

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Today, a deaf customer came to my work. In an attempt to connect with him I introduced myself in sign language. He just rolled his eyes and pointed at my name tag. FML

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Today, I borrowed a roommate's car to get groceries. I came out to find the car stolen. I called the cops, and the responding officer took the info and drove me home to give the roomie the bad news in person. 15 minutes later, they found the car. I'd parked it on the opposite side of the lot. FML

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Today, my brother thought he would take my key and steal my shoes from my football locker while I was at practice. What he didn't think about was him leaving my locker unlocked for the 3 hours of practice. Someone stole my iPod, my cell phone, my wallet, and all of my clothes. FML

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Today, after years of high blood pressure and 3 meds for it, a doctor informed me my blood pressure is going too low, and I'm passing out. I've been told to stop the meds. This followed an increase in my meds because it's killing my kidneys. So my choices are kidney failure, or passing out. FML

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Today, I found out you can’t lie about having a Master’s Degree in order to get a job. I paid a friend $500 to make a very real looking Master’s diploma from an accredited school. My plan worked well, until they asked me for my official transcripts. Meaning it has to come from the institution directly. FML

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