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By Terminator101101 - 30/05/2013 23:06 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, my girlfriend thought it would be funny to go to the Apple store and log me on to Facebook on every single computer. FML

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By fmfb - 07/06/2011 23:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook and changed our relationship status to single just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2010 16:13 - United States

Today, my friend thought it would be funny to hack my Facebook and "like" everybody's statuses. This includes my boyfriend's about his grandmother dying. FML

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By Stu - 19/06/2012 09:59 - United States

Today, my girlfriend got a Twitter account. Now she won't stop hashtagging everything she sends me. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/10/2010 02:25 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me on Facebook to stop calling/texting her because she lost her phone. Right under her post was "sent from Facebook for iPhone." FML

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By my gran is a cuntwaffle - 26/09/2013 20:36 - United Kingdom

Today, my gran came over for dinner, for which I had to go grab some supplies from the supermarket. I guess I should have locked my laptop, because when I came back, I found my gran had used my Facebook account to propose to my now-ecstatic girlfriend. FML

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By DCarreon - 04/10/2012 07:13 - United States - Ceres

Today, my seemingly normal girlfriend decided to erase every girl's name out of my phone. Family and all. FML

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Log out

By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 06:31 - United States

Today, my friend accidentally left her Facebook logged onto my computer after she left my house. I looked on her Facebook and found a very long message between her and my other friends talking about how much they hate me. FML

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Crazy ex

By Anonymous - 30/06/2023 10:00

Today, my girlfriend came up to me to ask me to have access to my Google account, just so she could delete all my photos then break up with me, saying I was in the wrong. She thought it was disrespectful for me to have a life outside of her. FML

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Just a prank, bro!

By fail - 16/02/2011 23:16 - United States

Today, at the library, somebody left themselves logged in to Facebook on a public computer after they had left. Trying to teach them a lesson, I updated their Facebook status to something outrageous. That's when they came back to the computer after getting something from the printer. FML

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By d4rkxf0x - 22/07/2014 15:54 - United States - Lindale

Today, I found the iPod touch that my mother claimed was stolen at the mall a few years ago, lying on her bed, still logged in to her Facebook. Thanks, mom. FML

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Jasper1405 16

Friday 31 May 2013 9:53

Let me guess: your interest now say that you are gay and a belieber?

dunker_fml 4

Friday 31 May 2013 9:56

Why does she have your password?

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SatinsNightmares 17

Sunday 2 June 2013 6:00

Just change your password...and don't give it to your girlfriend this time.

Brad31_fml 21

Sunday 2 June 2013 6:35

YDI for giving out your password.

FML_4life_ 8

Sunday 2 June 2013 13:52

Ur famous!!!

Kennuckle_fml 6

Monday 3 June 2013 18:12

Don't tell your password to anyone

ohwow906 1

Tuesday 4 June 2013 23:45

Hahaha that's great.

Obey_StudBoii 23

Thursday 6 June 2013 8:47

Lmfao I'm guessing your interests now say you're into One Direction and are a fan of Justin Bieber. Word of advice never give your password to anyone.

LookAttMyyLifee 12

Thursday 13 June 2013 15:49

Change. Your. Password. NOW

amanda908 2

Tuesday 25 June 2013 16:53

Lmao

WICKEDxANGEL 13

Saturday 29 June 2013 5:13

That is what happens when you give someone personal stuff XD

beatlegirl13579 4

Friday 19 July 2013 17:28

That's a reason you shouldn't give people your login information

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