Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend's mother called her in the bedroom for a...

By badluckdrew - 01/05/2009 14:28 - United States

Today, my girlfriend's mother called her in the bedroom for a serious talk. I overheard them arguing and yelling at each other. It turns out her mother found a condom next to her garbage. We got caught because her cat swallowed the condom and threw it up. FML

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By Tucker - 18/11/2009 21:35 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were sitting downstairs with my mom. We heard the dog running around upstairs and called it down. It came running down the stairs. With a used condom in its mouth. The same condom my girlfriend and I lost two weeks ago. It put it directly in my mom's hands. FML

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By PCJJacket - 05/05/2014 17:30 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I had sex with my girlfriend while my parents were out. After they got home, my dog brought out our used condom. FML

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Get back here!

By frenchie12 - 24/03/2019 02:00

Today, I hooked up with a girl. The condom fell off when I pulled out. When the girl left, I couldn't find it. I saw my roommate cat's with it, so I chased him and he escaped. My roommate now wants to kill me. She found the condom on her bed and doesn't believe me. I might have to move out. FML

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Great start to the day

By Anonymous - 04/04/2021 20:00

Today, I went into my parents' room after spending pretty much all weekend in my their bed while they were out of town. I happened to look out the window, and on the windowsill was a puddle of cat vomit with a condom in it. FML

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Rushed

By Anonymous - 31/05/2012 20:53 - Canada - Courtenay

Today, in a rush to get my clothes back on at my girlfriend's house at the sound of her parents opening the front door, I forgot to take the condom off. Her dad watched it fall out of my pant leg and onto the kitchen floor. FML

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By ash - 04/01/2011 21:09 - United States

Today, was my boyfriends last night visiting my family. My dog decided to go through the trash, then ran up to my dad with one of our used condoms caught on her teeth. My parents didn't even know we were sleeping in the same room. They know a lot more now. FML

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Why would you stick that there?

By Co-B - 03/09/2009 20:59 - United States

Today, my girlfriend reached into my pocket to get my keys so she could get something out of my car. When she yanked them out, the condom that we'd just used flew up into the air and landed on the floor in front of her entire family. FML

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Keep the peace

By Anonymous - 02/10/2020 18:02 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, my girlfriend accidentally put rubbish in the neighbour's bin. Then the old lady took all the rubbish out and threw it on the floor. I came out and tried to calm the situation, but then my girlfriend ran downstairs and tipped her cat food and cat milk bowls over. FML

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Missing

By Anon - 04/08/2013 05:36 - Australia - Perth

Today, my girlfriend's dad pulled out the chocolate-flavoured condom that went missing under the couch. FML

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By SimpleSimon - 01/07/2009 00:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to work leaving my girlfriend asleep in my bed. Later she calls me demanding to know how long I've been cheating on her. We don't use condoms but she found several in the bin when she decided to empty it. I had to explain while my colleagues listened that I use them to masturbate. FML

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ProfoundNonsense 0

Friday 1 May 2009 20:03

How did your cat get a hold of it? I guess stop leaving them around like that. *shrugs*

poison29 0

Friday 1 May 2009 20:05

ew, poor cat

Comments

9Squee9 0

Friday 1 May 2009 20:51

#30 You so realize all the sex that's happening in high schools right? But I'd have to say YDI.

andrew2051 0

Friday 1 May 2009 20:54

So the condom must have been pretty small for a cat to swallow it... thats the real FYL here

FoundManyLemons 0

Friday 1 May 2009 21:00

That's awkward! Good for you for using condoms! Poor kitty! FKL.

hurr 0

Friday 1 May 2009 21:08

It's not like cats have magic condom retrieval powers. If a cat can find it, so could a mother -- YDI for not finding a better place to put your condoms when you could be "caught" having sex.

blapimp182 0

Friday 1 May 2009 21:09

Poor, poor cat :( 35 took what I wanted to say and said it in a much better manner, so I won't repeat

fbirem 2

Friday 1 May 2009 21:10

Kinda ironic you got busted by a condom in a pussy.

fretforyerlatte 0

Friday 1 May 2009 21:17

it's more f the cat's life...poor kitty! lucky nothing worse happened to it from ingesting a condom....ugh.

cdgz 0

Friday 1 May 2009 21:18

general rule. you going to get caught eventually. so might as well be open about it.

iamdrice21 0

Friday 1 May 2009 21:32

bahahah at #37 :)

c0w 0

Friday 1 May 2009 21:33

You're lucky the cat didn't choke and die on it and get caught by her mother taking the cat to the vet and having the vet pull a used condom out of the cats throat. Then you're in way more trouble than you'd like.