Love: Today, my girlfriend's father offered her $10 to stop talking...

By hAHAha Halo - 02/08/2010 17:55 - United States

Today, my girlfriend's father offered her $10 to stop talking to me. I don't have a girlfriend anymore. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/01/2020 18:00

Today, my girlfriend's dad offered me $100 to break up with his daughter. I eagerly replied "No", but my girlfriend grabbed the money and said, "Deal." FML

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By ccblock - 17/09/2010 01:30 - United States

Today, my girlfriend's dad offered me $100 to break up with his daughter. I eagerly replied "no", but my girlfriend grabbed the money and said, "deal." FML

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By Junior - 26/01/2010 07:35 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of my dad constantly hitting on her. Not because she was disgusted, but because she wants to date him. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2011 08:16 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because her father, who abandoned her before she was born and just reentered her life, doesn't approve. FML

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By nadette - 25/05/2009 16:43 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She told me that her father didn't approve of me and forced her out of the relationship. Her father died 2 years ago. FML

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By Alejandroc - 20/01/2012 01:46 - Honduras

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me with a message that I had to pay $1 to see. FML

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You deserved it 3 462

By Forever Alone - 03/07/2013 04:26 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I found out that my mom bet my dad $100 that she could pay my boyfriend ten bucks to break up with me. She is now $90 richer. FML

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By fucklife - 16/04/2013 18:13 - United States - Washington

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/10/2020 22:02 - United Kingdom

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents. Her father looked me up and down, said, “No” then went back to his TV. My girlfriend immediately broke up with me and threw me out. I even had to get a really expensive taxi home, because we’d driven in her car and I had no idea what part of the city I was in. FML

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By Brad - 08/03/2009 05:33 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for someone else. An hour earlier I had just gotten permission from her dad to propose. FML

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Tuesday 3 August 2010 1:17

Good parenting takes on a new level.

Intoxicunt 5

Tuesday 3 August 2010 1:35

If he hadn't done it, someone else would've. Get her back. Spread the word that she can be bought for $10. The local guys will be glad to know this. >_>

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bufabuka 0

Tuesday 3 August 2010 5:04

tell her you will give her 15 if she gets back with you! lol

ruanruan 0

Tuesday 3 August 2010 5:04

give her $ 11 maybe she'll come back~but I don't think she worth it

FleshForFantasy 3

Tuesday 3 August 2010 5:18

WOW! She is cheap!

Sentance 0

Tuesday 3 August 2010 5:20

Shoulda offered her 20$ ;)

iamepiclee 3

Tuesday 3 August 2010 5:27

I guess ur a ten dollar *****, haha!

Wildstrawberry2 0

Tuesday 3 August 2010 5:33

is ur girlfriend 10 yrs old?

xMaNNiNGx119 0

Tuesday 3 August 2010 5:51

You should have offered her $11 to stay.

MoJoThundRpants 0

Tuesday 3 August 2010 6:12

what a C U N T

FFML_314 11

Tuesday 3 August 2010 6:14

Crusty Underdeveloped Narcissistic Twit?

Intoxicunt 5

Tuesday 3 August 2010 6:30

No, Creamy Underpants Need Tissues.

FFML_314 11

Tuesday 3 August 2010 6:35

Maybe, Crooked Underestimated Neglegant Tyrant.

hedgehogs 0

Tuesday 3 August 2010 6:20

They deserve each other.

terranada 3

Tuesday 3 August 2010 6:27

ur better off. sounds like she was cheap anyways

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