Love: Today, my girlfriend of three days asked if we could start naming... - FML

By spermbankonlegs - 16/03/2012 02:21 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of three days asked if we could start naming our future children. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/09/2011 12:38 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend started to plan our wedding. We've been going out for 3 days. FML

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By well i'm fucked - 03/02/2014 22:47 - United States - Aberdeen

Today, my girlfriend of three weeks basically threatened to kill herself if I don't start thinking about having a child with her soon. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2020 02:02 - United States - New York

Today, I went on a short date with a new girl in the office, who everyone thought was a tad bit odd. Also today, she showed me the names of our future children. FML

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By fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuc - 02/04/2014 21:22 - Denmark - Herning

Today, the girl I've been dating for two weeks brought up the topic of marriage, then started asking me when we're moving in together. FML

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By WtfDoIDo?! - 02/07/2019 04:00

Today, my girlfriend told me that she wants to marry me and have my children. I’m 15. We've been dating for 3 weeks. FML

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By noway - 03/01/2014 11:03 - France - Cholet

Today, my French wife chose the name of our unborn baby girl. She wants to call her Fanny and won't change her mind. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2013 03:29 - United States - Newark

Today, I discovered that my wife named our kids after her former lovers. We have two sons and a daughter. FML

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By nameless - 12/07/2009 06:45 - United States

Today, I asked the girl I am in love with out on a date. She asked me for my name. FML

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Time to run

By wastedtime - 13/09/2020 10:57 - United States

Today, things were going great with my girlfriend of six months. She knew I had kids and it seemed to be getting serious, so I decided to introduce her to them. After dinner, I walked her to her car and she said, "That’s real nice but what are you going to do with them once you and I have kids?" FML

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By ManyRegrets - 14/07/2023 21:00 - United States - Bloomsburg

Today, I found out that the one who got away just had a baby, and named it after me. My current longtime girlfriend and I already decided not to have kids. FML

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zoPwNAgEzo 21

Friday 16 March 2012 5:38

Run far away.

Cleo_Nemo_ 9

Friday 16 March 2012 5:38

Woah she needs to slow down..

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mackdeezy 22

Friday 16 March 2012 7:14

ehhh shes just whooped. you know, the first few days of a relationship where one or both partners are so happy they believe nothing will break the relationship. if she still feels that way after the 10th day, RUN!

13ridget 0

Friday 16 March 2012 7:21

in the wise words of Gandalf: run you fool! xD

babiigirl1993 6

Friday 16 March 2012 7:28

that's not at all creepy :/ sorry dude...

transvestite69 4

Friday 16 March 2012 7:32

Right I had a girlfriend that did that. Haha

McNerdyNerd 8

Friday 16 March 2012 7:35

Run....run very far away...

Pandacupcakelove 26

Friday 16 March 2012 7:36

She's being pushy. It's her way of taking control of you by putting you in this situation where she starts naming your children as if you Will be together forever. Don't give in!

iXavier000 3

Friday 16 March 2012 7:36

... GET OUT!!!

star03 3

Friday 16 March 2012 7:36

wow! she must be sprung over you.. haha goodluck! :)

soul_aether 6

Friday 16 March 2012 7:38

I feel like this exact girl has been mentioned on this site before...

jackol9 4

Friday 16 March 2012 7:44

Time to toot it and boot it!.

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