By spermbankonlegs - 16/03/2012 02:21 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of three days asked if we could start naming our future children. FML
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Cleo_Nemo_ 9

Woah she needs to slow down..

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Calyx_fml 21

Name them Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday.

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Shelta957 13

It should be Wednesday, Thursday and Friday, so the first letter of their names will go WTF

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AlaskaKid95 7

Future crazy ex.

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GemmaStyles 14

A bit too obsessed there, aren't we?

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theonlysweetpea 10

I'm usually the first to say it's time to split but this chick is just proving my point. You need to leave before she starts stalking you!

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Calyx_fml 21

And YDI for calling her your girlfriend after three days! You're just as bad as she is.

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theoreticalnerd 0

Do you think maybe they've known each other for a while, but he's called her his girlfriend for 3 days. No, that's impossible.

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lolk3qt 1

My ex-girlfriend said that to me too, but that was in year 7.

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