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By Anonymous - / Friday 16 March 2012 01:31 / United States
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Hey guys. Looks like everyone's here! Before we take attendance, welcome to Nutrition&Fitness 101! I've been a registered "dietician" fo' 4 years! Blahblahblahh... **nom nom burger & large soda**

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Artificial Insemination. All the older, single ladies are getting it these days. No sex necessary...

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Or the father of a student in her class. I think I would have laughed as well at some abstinence-only "instructor" becoming pregnant. Did you call her Bristol?

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Yeah like someone would wake up and think " you know what I'm going to get pregnant to show kids how it can ruin their lives" that makes real fucking sense. ( not bashing or anything) but the only kind of person that would do that has to be someone with a mental handicap.

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SO worth it, I made this a favorite. If you had been given a really severe punishment it might be an FYL, but detention? Not so bad. Good for you for appreciating irony and mocking abstinence.

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Abstinence is restraining from intercourse until you're married. From my knowledge any how. This teacher was a single abstinent promoter that got pregnant.

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Abstinence means staying away from sex. Some people are abstinent even inside marriage. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_abstinence

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It's rude of OP's teacher to get up in front of class to teach abstinence, when she could not even resist succumbing to the natural desires of the flesh (especially when the rate of teenage pregnancies is becoming unbearably hard on our cash-strapped, government welfare programs).

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I highly doubt the teacher was raped, because it's unlikely that the school would announce her pregnancy if she was. While employers can be brutal, no one would subject someone who had been in a horrible situation to more humiliation. While it could be possible, it's highly unlikely.

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Wait, so if she's raped, decides to keep the baby, and, thus, leaves her job, then it's humiliating to say that she's pregnant? I mean, if she decided to keep the baby, then it's not a secret that she's pregnant. What would be humiliating is if the school told everyone that she was pregnant due to rape. Doesn't mean she was, but the announcement shouldn't make it seem "highly unlikely."

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They wouldn't need to announce the reason for her leaving and she wouldn't need to disclose it to them either. In this situation it really doesn't seem likely that she was raped.

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Why would she announce she's pregnant if it was by rape? She would likely be ashamed and not want to say anything relating to it.

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And if you are a guy your penis will fall off, and your ancestors will cry while you die a slow agonizing death.. My ex's mom told him this back when I was in Catholic school, it was a funny, slightly disturbing thing to hear right after being caught making out as a teen.

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Blastocysts are embryonic suicide bombers. They plant a bomb in the womb, then let it do its thing. They were never born to begin with, so they have nothing to lose, hence the "blast" in blastocyst. True story.

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Never do it in a boat. Never do it with a goat. Never do it Sam I Am Or you will get green eggs and ham!

dont have sex, because you will get pregnant..and die. Dont have sex in the missionary, dont have sex standing up..just...dont do it. now everybody take some rubbers.

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I had the exact same thing at school, I loved it so much. There's being hypocritical and the there's this, this is amazing.

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My sex ed teacher preached abstinence, too - because he had to. He was a health teacher forced to run the sex ed class. He didn't give a shit what we did but his job was to stand up there and extol the virtues of chastity. Stop holding a teacher's work persona against her. Sex ed teachers are usually little more than paid actors. The board gives them their lines and they recite them.

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