By spermbankonlegs - 16/03/2012 02:21 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of three days asked if we could start naming our future children. FML
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Cleo_Nemo_ 9

Woah she needs to slow down..

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ninjafury101 2

Chuck, Charlie, Sarah, and Audrey. There, saved you the trouble.

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ChloeG_fml 9

Now you know not to have unprotected sex with her!

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greenmen 12

You are totally screwed !! That's so funny

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haileyblows 7

So what names did you end up deciding on ?

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gader 3

Humanity needs buddy. And you should tell the truth. I'm just saying,,,

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stevenJB 25

Three days grace...then she got "lost in you.". Now your in "pain". And now your thinking Of a relationship "break"

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GoW_Chick 14

Thats a sign that if you don't get out now you might not make it out alive, because that bitch be crazy! Crazy bitches kill, just watch lifetime they dedicate movies to them.

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