By Anonymous - 13/05/2015 17:20 - Canada - Qu?bec

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
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Kazze 31

Is your ex-girlfriend 12? That's one of the most immature things I've ever heard.

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ZombieVampirez 24

She isn't a real woman if she can't tell you in person. Sorry OP

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Destinee_1 13

Now you could turn this into a number one hit if you were Taylor Swift.

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EvilLittleMan 23

More than likely the wench zoomed away on her broom. Sorry to hear OP.

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Krwman 8

OP-- check your bank account and wallet in 2 months. You'll be asking yourself, "Where did all this money come from?"

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Nakomai 17

That's one way to slam the door on your love. . .

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Cass_x 22

Pretend like you didn't get it. It could've flown away :D Edit; I just read it was taped to his doorstep. My bad -.- You deserve better anyway.

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dakatabg 31

Well she broke up with you in a cool way

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mistress_paz 30

Lazy would have been via text or sending a proxy

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