By Anonymous - 13/05/2015 17:20 - Canada - Qu?bec

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
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Kazze 31

Is your ex-girlfriend 12? That's one of the most immature things I've ever heard.

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ZombieVampirez 24

She isn't a real woman if she can't tell you in person. Sorry OP

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hehe1996 15

Maybe the note wasn't really from his girlfriend but from someone playing a joke on OP, granted a very unfunny, hurtful joke. If not then that's really awful and you don't deserve to be treated like that.

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magickiss87 22

That sucks, op! But hey, it could have been a whole lot worse. Try to keep your head up. Her loss and your gain.

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joeblow6969 5

It may have actually been less shitty to break up via text. I could understand delivering a written note in an envelope without ringing the doorbell.

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TeacherTeacher 11

This is one of those time when I need a "you're better off" button.

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ajs1987 15

I know that it sucks, but you really will be better off in the long run. I hope you find someone who is mature enough to merit three years (and beyond) with you.

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